Quote Originally Posted by illidanstormrage View Post
Reminds me of a story my mum told me..

She was working as a nurse for a private clinic and a woman came in to have her hymen repaired because she was set to marry some rich middle eastern guy.

Apparently her hymen was going to be checked for whatever reason because he had to marry a 'virgin'.

The surgery took quite some time but was successful.

A few weeks later and she is back in there wanting to get the same procedure done because she couldn't wait and fucked some other guy before the actual wedding night.

So she needs it done quickly as the wedding is getting very close.

Once again the doctor fixes her up and it takes even longer this time around but warns her he might not be able to put it back together if she breaks it again lol.
Reminds me of the old adage "You can bring a horse to water but you can't make it drink" and the corollarly "You can bring a whore to the doctor but you can't stop her fucking"