Quote Originally Posted by IExperiment View Post
Poor basterd its ussually the other way around now he cant even get child support if she does not work...lol.. talking about the other way around...
The bitch does work ... earns about $45k. You know what, just recently he was awarded a support payment ... fuckin' less than $20 per week !!! LESS !!! I don't want to say the exact amount, but it is much less. This world is fucked up. It reminds me of an email I received recently:

Purchase versus Lease

Many people cannot decide which is the better option: purchasing or leasing. We'd like to help you decide by illustrating two stories of foolish men and cunning women.

Purchase Option
Paul McCartney decided he would rather purchase. So, in 2002, he married Heather Mills. Alas, things didn't work. They separated in 2006 and divorced in 2008. So, after 4 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he had sex with her every night during their 5 year relationship, it ended up with him purchasing her @ $26,849 per time.

This is Heather... (click on images for larger view)

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Lease Option
On the other hand, former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's favorite hooker, Kristen, charged $4,000 per night.

This is Kristen... (click on images for larger view)

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So, had Sir Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years @ $4,000 per night, he would have paid only $7.3 million in total for sex every night. This represents a $41.7 million in savings.

What a shrewd man Eliot is, compared to the aging Beatle.

Further valuable benefits of this Leasing option are;
* a (real) 22 year old vs Heather who was 34 at the time of marriage
* no need for coaxing / pleading / begging
* never a headache
* happily agrees to all technical requests
* no complaining
* no “Honey - please do this” lists
* has two legs
Best of all, she leaves and returns when asked.

All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.


What does Heather think about this Purchase v Lease conundrum?...
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Would you rather be with Heather, above?... Or, Kristen, below?
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Now you know, Leasing just makes more sense.


THE OLD ADAGE STILL HOLDS TRUE.....IF IT FLYS, FLOATS, OR FUCKS... RENT IT!