Quote Originally Posted by davies1520 View Post
Lol
Of course I cleaned it. It would pull back a little bit, just not the whole way: ie. Not fully back until back past the ridge til resembling a circumcised penis. But flaccid in the shower it would pull back.

Back then, trying to pull it back further was really painful. A sharp, stinging pain - I just figured some people were just like that.

As for sex ed, that consisted of:
+ some cross sectional diagrams
+ dont wash your knob with harsh soap as that promotes smeg.
+ this is how you put a condom onto a banana...
+ lots of giggling
Ahh fair enough, I had a talk with me dad when I was a kid, maybe 3? "don't be a cunt and clean below your foreskin"

Are you able to fully retract it now?