Ask Christmas and Babycat

[Christmas]

I have a question for Christmas about customers that don't stay.

What are the most common reasons that guys give for not staying when they don't want to tell the truth such as they left their wallet in the car and are some brutally honest and say the girls just aren't good looking enough, too tall, too short, too old, too young, too many pimples, don't like nose jobs etc?

oh, usually they say straight forward, they don't like anyone here. maybe because i ask straight forward, like
"you don;t like anyone ?!" ㅎㅎㅎ

and others are like you said
"where's the closest ATM machine?" ㅎㅎㅎ similar to "i will bring my wallet from my car"
damn people can't use "where's the closest ATM machine?" @42 since they have ATM machine just in front of receptionist desk.

[Christmas]

Christmas, you'd make more money from YouTube with short, weekly entertaining and sassy (yes, sassy) video blog featuring video diary, review and interviews. God it would be popular, but your anonymity would go South as your popularity went North.

If dumb car review blogs on YouTube can get 1M followers and $30k per year, I'm sure you could double that.

yes it sure is tempting. I want to do it! but... as you said I'm worrying...about my unique voice, face and tattoo will be too easy to figure out who I am.
hmm... hehehe...

Been working with WordPress for years, though never used WordAds.

That doesn't look right. At the very least you should have $0.01 cent in total earnings after 1000 views. Total earnings should show how much your site has generated, even if you haven't been paid into your account yet.

Can you check whether you ads are paid by "Impressions" or by "Clicks"? If it is set to Clicks, you could get 1,000,000 views but $0.00 if no one clicked your ads.

I also notice that you have 2 ads below your latest post. A) Do you need 2 ads there? B) If you keep clicking "Older posts" to read more, no new ads show. That means whether someone reads 1 post or 10 posts, they generate the same number of ad impressions for you. I would recommend only having 1 ad, but for every post.

I thought It's been already a month but... I don't know.. I want money
since I spent $9 more on Bella today...

[Christmas]

Christmas, in all seriousness, did you get touched by Elsa at Bella, were you hoping for that, or did you just want a real massage?

I was like 50% mucking around 50% wanted good massage. hehe
the one I usually go, (Kim's clinic @straty/@eastwood) cost $90 an hour but guarantee they give good massage but wanted to try cheaper one if it's any good.
and also I've never been to this kind of R&T place so wanted to have a tour too ㅋㅋ

[Christmas]

Have a guess what it is, and get $20 off coupon today~! no expiry date~!!!
(harrycd, targarjaajaka are not allowed to answer)

1. what is this?




2. what is this?





*making coupons...*

[Christmas]

3. what is this?

[harrycd]

Oh god that van one is so retarded.

[Christmas]

Gaiz, PM me and send me $20 via PayPal and I will tell you the answers to all three.

LOL
can you

[God Member]

Have a guess what it is, and get $20 off coupon today~! no expiry date~!!!
(harrycd, targarjaajaka are not allowed to answer)

1. what is this?

I have no idea about any of these riddles. A van, an apple and a leg? How are they connnected to make a clever answer? They are SO UNCONNECTED. I have no idea about it. It is a FIENDISHLY DIFFICULT riddle. It is worth a $100 not $20 for the effort.

No-one else is coming up with an answer either. Harry cd is claiming he has one, but won't say. I hate these type of abstract questions!

[DroolOnYou]

Christmas, can you give a hint?
It is object name or animal name or something like that?

[Christmas]

you shouldn't over think. just repeat van-apple-leg few times and you'd get an answer.

[harrycd]

Try repeating it with a overly racist fob accent.

[corvus]

you shouldn't over think. just repeat van-apple-leg few times and you'd get an answer.

Can we have a clue?


I tried to say it with an accent and still didn't get it

[beta101]

Hump a leg

.... ?

[harrycd]

Can we have a clue?


I tried to say it with an accent and still didn't get it

Koreans tend to pronounce /v/ like /b/ and /f/ like /p/

[God Member]

At this rate no **** is getting a $20 off voucher!

[BongKong]

Have a guess what it is, and get $20 off coupon today~! no expiry date~!!!
(harrycd, targarjaajaka are not allowed to answer)

1. what is this?




2. what is this?





*making coupons...*

1. No idea

2. Gonorrhea

3. Diarreah

[BongKong]

1. No idea

2. Gonorrhea

3. Diarreah

1. Ban apple poof??

[Miyamoto]

Guessed the same as BongKong for 2 and 3, and like BongKong for 1

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[Miyamoto]

Fuck,

1. Ben Affleck

2. Gonorrhea

3. Diarrreah

[woods23]

At this rate no **** is getting a $20 off voucher!

Free anal be more like it ...maybe getting anal is more easier lol