Nahhhhhhhhhhhh. For starters, in order to be a troll, people actually have to be able to take offence to your posts and have a general understanding of the troll concepts being pushed forth. I don't know about you lot, but I've got no clue what old mate is on about. For example:
I recognise those words and can see vague semblances of sentences, but for the most part I'm guessing it's the ramblings of a bloke pushing 65 whose bum hip makes punting an impossibility and whose base of operations is the local RSL. He's heard about trolling from those pesky kids with their computers, but he's still coming to grips with the actual concept of trolling. He wears his socks just below the knee, buys his glasses at the servo, and is on a first name basis with the female bartenders who've warned him more than once to not get pinchy and stay away from the taps.
Poet Troll had/has a top notch troll game in that he'd troll you, but also make you think, ya know?
On the flipside of the coin, this Bullshit Mormon character couldn't scrub the grass stains from Poet Trolls undies.
Edit: Apologies, it's Bullets Durgom. Rookie error.