CRAZIEST EXPERIENCE with WL

[yug]

Had a real oddball once at 359 Riley St, many moons ago to save current managemen'st face, rocked up picked a girl, non remarkable. once in the room she proceeded to go into the shower and start smelling the shower trap, no hint of disguise, blatantly bent right down there and was having a good ol whiff, I was thinking that she had thought I had done a shit or something, then that thought soon turned to thinking she was a total nut job.

She thought that there was a camera in there, filming up through the torrent of water streaming through as it woud do.

Started the session soon afterwoods. Very awkrard girl to say the least, had all these crazy ideas and what I beleived to be planned scenarios on her part as to how the punt should go, down to the minute.

I suggested that this didn't feel real good, amongst her constant jibber and eratic behaviour she relaxed for a minute,

Slowly we begain to engage in mutual foreplay and light conversation, I was stressed at the time and mentioned in conversation that my stresses were due to money and business dealings and yes, debts that had worn me down over a couple of slow months. She switched back to controlling the punt, got herself into a position that was almost impossible to penetrate her and says this gets her off, all the while telling me how her boss was due in within the hr and could help me out with my money problems.

Again I say this doesn't fell quite right, this girl has ripped off on a real tangent by now, 100 miles an hour, fuck me like this, SO GOOD, MY BOSS HELP YOU MONEY, NO FRET, HE COME SOON

I am thinking this is the worst punt ever, until, I am soon convinced.

She unravels herself from me, grabs phone and heads to shower with phone in hand, all the while putting fear into me by saying she can fix my fears in relation to my off handed comment about being stressed over what is now plastic paper. Full jibber and insanity.

This girl has now taken herself to the shower, makes the call to her boss? Or some ficticious character, rambling on about not only what she thought were real concerns for me, but all manner of things psychotic,, squats, then proceeds to dedicate into the shower trap whilst going ballistic banannas to what I beleive was an imaginary boss lord on the other end of the line.

I was up, dressed and high tailing the fuk outa there before her feaces hit the floor.

Goodnight Irene.

WTF

Damn! Never thought shit like that happen in real life.
Reads like a scene from "Harold & Kumar" or "American Pie".
I guess some people are just downright crazy!

[JAV_Fan69]

Mr B, I think at least one of you were on drugs that night
BTW I presume you meant "defecate" when you said "dedicate"

Mr B was tripping on acid and the whole thing never happened!? Damn, I didn't think of it that way.

[Mr Bastard]

Mr B, I think at least one of you were on drugs that night
BTW I presume you meant "defecate" when you said "dedicate"

Yes Cunning, definate defecate, thanks for the proof read……..as I remember it was a mid-arvo punt, no phsycadelics consumed on my behalf, can't speek for the other.

[CunningLinguist]

Yes Cunning, definate defecate, thanks for the proof read……..as I remember it was a mid-arvo punt, no phsycadelics consumed on my behalf, can't speek for the other.

Thanks for setting the record straight MrB, I knew you were a straight up guy, defacately not a Bastard

[Mr Bastard]

Thanks for setting the record straight MrB, I knew you were a straight up guy, defacately not a Bastard

Shit Bastard, yes, that I can be………………..

[DrSeuss]

I unknowingly invited a post-op TS back to my hotel room once. Before sex, unbeknown to me at the time, she douched her anus using the spray gun attached to the toilet, but unbeknown to her it was a *very* high pressure spray and the next morning I found shit all over the shower walls.
The whole evening was fairly weird, now that I think about it...

[Mr Bastard]

I wish I could unread this thread. Wasnt aware there were post op trannies around

Paranoid or not? All i could think of during the session (at a syd brothel) was their voice is husky, vagina - was it normal? Couldn't get a clear look back, was completely dry, they used a lot of lube. They spent a lot of time with oral, unusually good. Cant identify them

Didnt have the balls to ask.

I read this thread a day before so maybe im bias and seeing things

Virgin no longer……lol

In all seriosness, I think it is pretty fukt up if they are hiding the fact of being transgender and soliciting themselves as gender born women……..

[CunningLinguist]

Virgin no longer……lol

In all seriosness, I think it is pretty fukt up if they are hiding the fact of being transgender and soliciting themselves as gender born women……..

Yeah I agree, I don't want to fuck an inside out cock!

[BongKong]

Yeah I agree, I don't want to fuck an inside out cock!

Hey hey hey.

Puntercreepyman can attest that they taste delicious. You could be missing out

[alrobdutch]

I've always been curious to know what a post op "vagina" looks like. I guess like a very dry shallow vagina esc cavity.
Obviously not curious enough though....

10 years ago in Bangkok, I went to a night club and started dancing with and kissing a pretty girl. We decided she would come back to my place. on the way home I stopped at a 7 11 for condoms. The girl waited outside but in view. I remember the 2 girls behind the counter giggling while selling me the condoms. I thought maybe it's because of the condons....
Then we are walking back hand in hand and locals walking past are looking at us. I start to get paranoid.
I ask her if she is a lady boy. The answer was yes. I was really drunk. I guess I wasnt curious enough! I told him/her they can't come home with me. This girl turned into a crazy shouting high pitched guy....
I walked away quietly being shouted at and probably close to getting a high heel in the head.

I already kissed her. Felt sick to the stomach for a few hours, then just chalked it up as experience and a story I would never tell.
Until now.

[harrycd]

Hahahaha nice I'm heading to Thailand in a few hours, I'll keep my eye out lol

[Mr Bastard]

I was in Indonesia back in 98 with a very close mate. We would surf, go out at night and hit it pretty hard and usually lose each other by nights end due to our individual pursuits of the opposite sex.

One early morning we were groggily walking down to get a boat out to Airport Rights, as we walked past one of the many alleyways that infest Kuta, my mate says to me " got a heady down there last night"
I said to him "I think that's Banchong Alley"
His reply with a shrug of his shoulders and a wry smile, "mate, mouth has no gender" It was hillarious to say the least, and he still gets a ribbing from time to time from all of us that I have shared the story with these yrs that have past.

[CunningLinguist]

I've always been curious to know what a post op "vagina" looks like. I guess like a very dry shallow vagina esc cavity.
Obviously not curious enough though....

10 years ago in Bangkok, I went to a night club and started dancing with and kissing a pretty girl. We decided she would come back to my place. on the way home I stopped at a 7 11 for condoms. The girl waited outside but in view. I remember the 2 girls behind the counter giggling while selling me the condoms. I thought maybe it's because of the condons....
Then we are walking back hand in hand and locals walking past are looking at us. I start to get paranoid.
I ask her if she is a lady boy. The answer was yes. I was really drunk. I guess I wasnt curious enough! I told him/her they can't come home with me. This girl turned into a crazy shouting high pitched guy....
I walked away quietly being shouted at and probably close to getting a high heel in the head.

I already kissed her. Felt sick to the stomach for a few hours, then just chalked it up as experience and a story I would never tell.
Until now.

I have seen quite a few westerners holding hands and walking with ladyboys in Thailand, I doubt they all knew what they were dealing with ...

[ellison]

Had a legit Thai massage this year. The woman had a tall stature and deep voice.
Phoned to book so not given a choice.
I left my underwear on and thankfully she left it at that

Excellent 30 minute massage

[xboyx]

I've always been curious to know what a post op "vagina" looks like. I guess like a very dry shallow vagina esc cavity.
Obviously not curious enough though....

10 years ago in Bangkok, I went to a night club and started dancing with and kissing a pretty girl. We decided she would come back to my place. on the way home I stopped at a 7 11 for condoms. The girl waited outside but in view. I remember the 2 girls behind the counter giggling while selling me the condoms. I thought maybe it's because of the condons....
Then we are walking back hand in hand and locals walking past are looking at us. I start to get paranoid.
I ask her if she is a lady boy. The answer was yes. I was really drunk. I guess I wasnt curious enough! I told him/her they can't come home with me. This girl turned into a crazy shouting high pitched guy....
I walked away quietly being shouted at and probably close to getting a high heel in the head.

I already kissed her. Felt sick to the stomach for a few hours, then just chalked it up as experience and a story I would never tell.
Until now.

lol next time go to Bangkunt instead

[xboyx]

Had a legit Thai massage this year. The woman had a tall stature and deep voice.
Phoned to book so not given a choice.
I left my underwear on and thankfully she left it at that

Excellent 30 minute massage

do you know what massage oil was used? S...E...A....M...E....N

[Laughandsmile]

Any time I need to kill a rager from now on, this is what I'll watch.