Quote Originally Posted by JAV_Fan69 View Post
Welcome to the forum bro and good luck with your first punt.

Don't listen to these other two though, especially Raybo. He's trouble.

What you wanna do to ensure success is:

- Fuck booking and bringing cash, that's for beta's. Walk in and loudly announce you are there to fuck and chew bubblegum, and that you are all out of gum. Owners love that shit.

- Make sure to wear a full body condom for maximum prevention against STI's.

- Don't worry about caressing or kissing, WL's hate that. Immediately start with fisting, they love that.

- Go to a $150 shop to start with as well. I'd recommend 533 or 142. Also make sure to tell the mamasans that yes you party, and let them know how much money is in your account. If they ask if you want a double, say yes. A double is the mamasan asking if you want double the fun, or just standard fun. Standard fun is for beta's.

Apart from that bro just have a good time, remember that everyone in the waiting room is clinically studying and remembering your face, and that you've likely got HIV now just from reading this post or thinking about hookers.


LOL

Do some manscaping a day or two before so if you nick anything it has a chance to heal, I was at a japanese onsen last year and saw an asian bloke whose "bush" was so large It obscured his wiener. I nearly started laughing :/