Married at First Sight girl!

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Well, they do have great script writers on the show.

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No ratings for "lived happily ever after".

I agree. The show should just drop the premise of "scientifically matching blah blah" because we're over it. Like a couple of years ago when Cheryl's partner bailed and then.. oh wow, "we discovered what a great match Cheryl and the other guy that just got jilted are, so we're giving them a go". You mean Cheryl cracked it at not being on tv so you've found a way to get her mug'n'jugs back on the screen.

You can tell they set up a script and let the people ad-lib it. The lines are so fake - nobody in the real world talks like that and doesn't get called on it (or beaten to a pulp) by their mates for being a plonker or a diva.

That thing with the yoga bloke is fucking disgusting, and is he wearing a hairpiece?

Melissa. Apparently hasn't had sex in 8 years. And with that, we discover that the best contraceptive is actually a tedious personality.

But yeah, Martha scrubs up alright.

What about Heidi? Sometimes I think "for sure" and other times she looks like she's had a really late night pulling cones.