Quote Originally Posted by Labia Vortex View Post
Coming in through the back yard of the Ginza as a couple of lads were leaving
I’m no oil painting but these two were a mess.One guy smelt like he was growing onions in his armpits....and that musta been after a shower.He was about 5’8” and I’m sure hadn’t seen his feet for twenty years
The other guy wasn’t much better....had a head like a dropped pie
The sights these girls see would frighten even the blind
Haha.... I look at these dudes and think "Thank fuck I don't look like that!!!" But, if I see the same girl they had just seen... wow... I always had great service, no matter what the shop!! When I used to see the girls, it was amazing and just sexy as fk just to watch their reaction when they first see you.
Mind you, I don't think I am some prize catch either...
Lala always caressed my face and told me she loved my face (she even explained why a few times!).. but funnily, she never mentioned my body....hmmm .. (ego deflating now..)

Funnily enough, men and women look at things very different... a man looks in the mirror and he inflates himself to think he is a prize catch.. a woman looks at herself and gets focussed on the tiniest of perceived flaws - it doesn't matter that she looks stunning because they only notice the "flaw".... my advice to young punters, you can never "over-compliment" when you meet a WL. It always pays to try to look and smell you best. Good cut clothing, quality shoes and a bit of quality after shave goes a long way to hide some of our own "ugliness"..

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