Me: Dont dream of fatalising me. But fantasising ok! (our inside joke about the fatality in Mortal Kombat)
She: Morning, damn it didn't have a dream of fatalising you. (Smiley)
Me: I love to see you do fatality move on me.
She: I have many fatality secret moves.

Me: I like to use Mac because it's less susceptible to crashes and virus
She: Depends what you have been downloading..
Me: My computer is clean. I wonder what have you been watching and downloading on the net..
She: Haha.. mine is clean okay..
Me: Yeah right, I'd like to see your computer someday

Me: So your company imports Japanese products?
She: Yes, chocolates, mayonnaise..
Me: Do you like Kewpie mayonnaise?
She: I do (corrects me the correct pronunciation is kewpeee, not kewPIE)
Me: Me too, I like Kewpie and creampies.
She: What?
Me: Let you figure that out yourself..
She: Oh! hahaha..

She: I just had chicken for lunch. I like chicken.
Me: I like to eat chicken too. But if there is chicken and you, I prefer you.

Sex normally I like to discuss about it afterwards. Not really dirty talk, but something like
Me: Today, we had sex 2 times for 40mins, means Im above average.
She: Yes, but that includes showering time, and resting in between..
(LOL)

Also, I like to hug girls with full hard-on, privately or in public. Then say,
"can you feel it? thats for you. I want to go inside you right now"

Public sex
Me: You want to go to the toilet now? Me too.
I walked in front of her, then asked her to come inside the disabled toilet.
Motioned to her to come in. Surprised look, "what? Here?" she asks. "Yes, just a while". Then...