The punting law of averages dictates that sooner or later a punter will encounter a stinky pussy, stinky armpits, stinky tits, putrid breath, and/or a stinky arse.

For ML’s that are rough around the edges you kind of expect the likelihood of some bad smell. Conversely with absolute stunners you don’t expect it but when it does the whole experience is like being kicked in the nuts.

The 4 options available
- Take it all in your stride and enjoy it for what is
- Walk away
- Take body spray, arm pit deodorant, mouth wash and wet wipes so all bases are covered.
- or Wear a face mask

For the lucky bro’s who have yet to have to experience any of the above the odds are stacked against you.