Reply With QuoteInteresting ... Which guy from Top Gear were you fucking?Originally Posted by mkko2
Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond or James May?
Hey gays, I think u gays miss one, the one we always heard, and usually we all hate to hear,
" I am tired "
It's really bullshit right, if they are really tired, go home then, it's not the reason to get lazy at the work
Interesting ... Which guy from Top Gear were you fucking?
Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond or James May?
I just fell off my seat!
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That would be your out "in the open" charm then.
most WL/ML says to me:
"Is that a dual clutch direct injection?"
I say "CVT baby"
A korean ML once exclaimed to me just after turning me over: "Oh! Your cock is the perfect size! Not to big and not too small!"...then upgraded me to FS then and there!
Zing!
Several times Korean WL/ML would say that I look like a particular Korean actor, despite that fact that I am a LONG COCK from MONG KOK
Then I'm ben chow cheung from Cheung Chau
Anyone here believe the compliments from WLs/MLs oughta have his head (on his shoulders) examined.
It really depends on if you get the same compliments from women that don't work at the shop.
I don't know what sin mkk02 has committed to be banned, but I'll forgive him a lot of sins if the poor ***t gives me good laughs like this!
We need personalities on the forum!
such a cynic
Well, I have definitely got the "good looking cock" remark from girlfriends as well as from WL's.
Of course, as some have pointed out, "good looking" when it comes to cocks is a very relative term.
I dont know if its most common but its one that I have never forgotten.
I went to Cassablanca in Liverpool many years ago now hadn't been punting very long.
Picked this milf we went in the room and she said to me so much extra to go down on me, ( I forget the amounts as it was so long ago) No I am not interested in going down on you, so much extra for kissing no not interested in kissing, so much extra to finger me, well if thats the case I said to her leave now and send someone else in.
She immediately backed down and so OH ok no extra for you, I think she had been there all day and still hadn't done her first job.
Anyway we get down to business and she is riding me hell for leather in cowgirl I have my thumb on her clit massaging it as she rides me.
All of a sudden she Screams out "OH FUCK YOUR GOOD" and she explodes in a shattering orgasm. I recon she worked a lot but didn't get to come to often.
As a relatively new punter I left there with a grin from ear to ear thinking to myself I fixed you up allright you old bitch.
Mind you I never went back to see her again although I had to dodge her a few time when I went back looking for other girls.
I get this all of the time, Im convinced alot of these WL's hope to meet someone nice to take them out, its just a vibe I get that they are looking for a partner or friend, some have asked me what Im doing the next day but I always said working and changed the topic.. Just my observation..
Just lately... When they ask me do you have a gf? I say no, do you have a bf or husband? They either admit the truth (yes or no) or they pause. If they pause, I say I have no big wife or little wife but some girls say to me, oh you can be our little husband. Usually enough to get the laughs going...
I keep hearing
'I love bald men with a hairy back and arse'
It must be true!!
One said to me the other day 'wow you have hot body' She was referring to my sweating from a prettt hard, intense massage!
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