I think my house mate is a massage lady?

[cassius]

I wonder whether in another forum or chatroom, a girl is running a thread "I think my landlord goes out punting" ? I wonder how it would go

[Travelmate]

FUCK! Do you have another spare room in this share house of yours? I'm moving in tonight!!!!

but you name said you only love fs, she may only provide massage ....hahahah

I am sure you will end up with fs ..

[OldPing]

Bro cookie man, run for your life. Please don't make the same mistake my cousin-in-law did. Similar situation, she ends up moving from vietnam to USA and after 1 daughter after, she divorced him and half of his asset.
Old Chinese saying, never take flower from side of the road. ))

[GWEILO]

Bro cookie man, run for your life. Please don't make the same mistake my cousin-in-law did. Similar situation, she ends up moving from vietnam to USA and after 1 daughter after, she divorced him and half of his asset.
Old Chinese saying, never take flower from side of the road. ))

I know this saying well but I prefer my own saying "pretty flowers rise up to be picked by man for his amusement before they are thrown out by his wife".

[Travelmate]

Bro cookie man, run for your life. Please don't make the same mistake my cousin-in-law did. Similar situation, she ends up moving from vietnam to USA and after 1 daughter after, she divorced him and half of his asset.
Old Chinese saying, never take flower from side of the road. ))

but only apply to WILD flowers

[mrcookiemann]

This is great Bro,

But first of all, i hope you are single!

If i were you , i will not ask her straight out in case i was wrong, i would follow her to work one day just to make sure and hopefully you are right and its at least a RnT.

Then i would visit her in the shop,pretend i am a stranger and pay the full options, once in thr room be nice to her and try to get as much services from her as possible and take it from there, could get very lucky or get very complicated and messy......haha

Good luck and cheers

Yes i am single. The more i punt, the more likely it is that i will remain single, its just so much cheaper in the long run...

Ive been thinking about following her to work, might do that eventually.

As for actually going inside her shop and letting her know, that i know? That seems like its very risky to me...

[mrcookiemann]

ha ha,..we got the same mind
if you are 100% sure that she is a ML just pretend you don`t know,i was worrying that once she know that you knew whats she`s doing for living,
she will move out from your place.
So lets try to get close to her become a close friend but not girl friend so you can have massage for free included UN-BORING HJ for 365 days
Once she is in your control than for a return of the UN-BORING HJ from her , you can give a discount or even free rent for her.
and if that girl ask for more you can invited me as well

Bro Cisco, yes that is a risk i dont want to take, I dont want to scare her away too early. I must build up trust first...

Thanks for the generous offer to provide your services, I will let you know if she wants to massage two guys at once lol

[mrcookiemann]

It will be awkward if your soft like me will be free rent and liching of you like a sugar daddy.

I know what you mean, Im a sucker for young cute asian girls and i must stay strong! I must not let myself get pussy whipped or i will lose control of the situation...yes very awkward.

[mrcookiemann]

A few simple things.
Go through her rubbish and see any old re occuring train or bus tickets
And see where she goes, and if it's not related to her studies. That might be where the massage shop is located.
A lot of massage shops close at 7pm so see what nights she comes back around 8pm.
Or just have her follow one day.

Like others have stated don't pressure her,
But if to find out just pretend you have a cramp neck or back and see if she helps.

Good advice Hidden Python, I wouldnt have thought of gaining intel from her rubbish!
Yes it is on the cards to follow her to work one day, just a little difficult when work is so busy...

[mrcookiemann]

I will not do anything at all.
I do not want to get involve with my tenant.
Rather like to have fun somewhere else.
It can avoid a lot of unnecessary mess.

Travelmate, you are right, and i know this deep down too, however there is always the curiosity of what if, maybe, could be etc etc. This is what makes me keep going. But usually i am the same as you, i keep it strictly business. But those yummy titties ohhh I really want them...

[mrcookiemann]

Whilst it can cause unnecessary mess, it could be fun. Even if u end up being her friend u might end hearing some interesting stories.

Important question is whether she is hot?!

Exactly Beancounter, it could be fun! Thats what makes me very curious for a new conquest...

Hot ? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Just like bro Ahlungor lusted after Sophie from 501 so much, she does nothing for me, we have different tastes...
I think she is hot and would bang her in a heartbeat if i had the chance....

[AHLUNGOR]

Yes i am single. The more i punt, the more likely it is that i will remain single, its just so much cheaper in the long run...

Ive been thinking about following her to work, might do that eventually.

As for actually going inside her shop and letting her know, that i know? That seems like its very risky to me...

Going into the shop as customer will give you the taste of the honey you have been longing, rain hell or shine, you got the services, and that could be a start of a beautiful relationship, either strictly inside the shop, and nothing at home, if thats the card she wants to play, could be more, could be less, but at least you got her.

If you dont and just play the waiting game at home, you may never score.

It's easier in the shop man.............lol

Cheers

and good luck.

[mrcookiemann]

Another clue would be the hours she comes and goes on her work days. Massage shops in general are 10am-8pm, so if she is coming home and leaving outside of those hours you might be onto something. I am always looking at girls that are carrying those bags etc that get off the train at my local around about 9-10pm and thinking to myself..."where have you been working" and also for the WL's 10pm is roughly the closing time, so if someone is getting off the train at 11-12...similar thoughts.

Mr Crash and Burn, thanks for your positive input, it seems our relations have improved from the bad start we had hahaha.

The hours you mention are the usual hours she keeps so its another sign, another clue to the mystery of "I think my housemate is a ML"....

I know what you mean about your thoughts about girls carrying bags etc, coz sometimes when I drive down King St Newtown around closing time i often ask myself the same questions.

[mrcookiemann]

LOL at the brothers who recommend stalking her !

I would not bother either and it will only lead to free rent. Not worth it.

It is funny Bro Flyerr221, I laughed too when I started seeing suggestions of stalking. But Again Im torn between being creepy and following her and the thrill of the chase...

[mrcookiemann]

You could always post a photo of her and let us tell you if she's a ML or WL!

LMAO Bro Birch, not going to happen... But funny suggestion.

[Beancounter]

I would have been naturally inclined to ask where she learnt to massage, when she was giving you one.
You could have seen her reaction..

It sounds like from your posts that you are after a challenge/conquest.
Good luck to you bro, but keep your head screwed on and don't get manipulated.

[GWEILO]

I've shared accommodation with girls before and it's always an easy root, not sure if you got game brother. If you leave it too long it just becomes awkward and creepy for the girl. You should make it public knowledge or atleast to her that you are interested in having sex with her, girls are so insecure these days of being called a slut it's really bad. You have to make it blatantly obvious that you want to fuck her hard otherwise you're wasting your time. Hope this helps.

[Charlie123]

This girl deserves privacy. Dont pry into her personal life. How would you like it if someone rummaged through your trash looking for train tickets or followed you around to see where you worked? Fuck that shit.

[tectonic]

This girl deserves privacy. Dont pry into her personal life. How would you like it if someone rummaged through your trash looking for train tickets or followed you around to see where you worked? Fuck that shit.

people actually do that lol,
i had a friend who bought a shredder for his documents solely for that purpose

[GWEILO]

people actually do that lol,
i had a friend who bought a shredder for his documents solely for that purpose

I burn all my shit, can't trust the shredder as people can tape it back together if they are keen.