Quote Originally Posted by Starved View Post
I regret visiting a budget shop that doesn’t advertise on this site.
Over the phone was told there was two beautiful girls on.
When I got there only One quite unattractive girl
I was already in the room so I (my own fault ) so didn’t bolt ,then the cloths came off I thought Don’t know if I can go though with this !
Then the pipe came out and I bolted never to return.
Moto now If I can’t afford a better shop I can’t afford to punt

What a fucking disaster Mr Starved. You did the right thing.

In a recent moment of weakness and adventure, I organised a private in Burwood -- $250 an hour with all the diamond trimmings. Looked great in the Locanto advert. Claimed to be 24. I thought the 250 price tag would insulate me from the fakes. I know, I know...

Arrive at the address, did the texting blah, blah, and was buzzed into the building. Got to the apartment, and a plump woman aged 40-plus opens the door. I can be so naive sometimes, I thought she was the mamasan. She pointed to a room off the loungeroom.

"I want to meet Meggie please," I said.

"I Meggie."

I showed her the shots in the ad and walked straight past her as she was saying "That's my picture."

Fark!