Quote Originally Posted by Punter 747 View Post
This thread is hilarious. Gotta love the story with the wife in the shopping centre unlocking this whole mystery lol. Perhaps I was expecting a bit too much intellectualism in a forum about reviewing hookers and I apologise. I shan't "debate" further heh. White equals big dick, gotcha now! I appreciate all the reviews.

Anyway I just hope there are enough monster condoms for all the magnum dongs out there. Good luck!

I will take my leave before another person thinks about my penis.
I apologise on behalf of the majority of us on this forum that are intellectually challenged. Obviously our input on this and other topics on this forum is not stimulating enough for an intellectual like yourself.

Being an "Italian Stallion" as I am, has its drawbacks just as being of a culture synonymous with having a small dick has. Both a size issue.

But I would rather be turned away from a WL for fear of my schlong being too big than be accepted for it being a safe bet of being small sized.

By the way can you tell me where I might be able to find some of the "monster condoms for all the magnum dongs" you mentioned....can't seem to find any that will fit.