I don't usually watch opening ceremonies because I think they are cheesy, cliched, corny, tacky and boring.
But I will make an exception for the Japanese just because they are so wacky.
The Olympics is for a global audience so don't expect the usual Japanese totally non-PC craziness but I am hoping they will sneak in a bit of their wackiness - like maybe some JAV stars riding giant inflatable penises - one can only hope