I don't punt as much as I use to, but I don't think SS will be on my go-to list for much longer.

When Eric Clapton wrote a song about being lonely and having nobody by your side, I'm guessing it wasn't about this girl.

Had no enthusiasm, went through the motions for an hour, and when I tipped her a couple of folded 50 dollar notes, she unfolded them, separated them, and then had a look on her face that I had just shit on the massage table - sorry, were you expecting $150 for that!

Maybe I should have tipped an extra $50 just so they can invest in some new towels. After my shower, I dried myself off with something that looked like it had accidentally been put in a shredder instead of a washing machine. The floor looked like I had just plucked a chicken with the amount of white fluff everywhere.