Quote Originally Posted by 17012430 View Post
Exactly. People are desperate here.

Bro’s, I have to say, Pattaya is not the punting heaven I thought it would be. I think it’s heyday is over.

1. Taxi drivers do not use meters, they will always rip you off and you can not book grab here (Uber equivalent) - apparently the taxi drivers have all made a cartel like agreement to make it a living hell for anyone to use grab here. In Bangkok you are able to use grab and grab taxi at will 24/7.

2. It stinks here. The sewers are not completely sealed so every 10 metres you will get the smell of shit in your face, even through the mask.

3. If you like BBFS you will have to pay a crazy price - I have had 4 punts in two days and been refused (which is ok but I was hoping to have some wild creampie sex here) - I was able to in Bangkok quite easily.

4. 2/4 of my punts have been absolutely horrendous. Today I had a massage and only got cbj and starfish sex, and just now I booked 90 minutes outcall to my hotel, girl came early by half an hour, wanted to leave after 60 minutes and charged me extra (on top of the outcall fee) for taxi fare. That being said I had the best punt of my life last night and will just stick to the one girl for the rest of the week. I’ll give contact details next week.

5. Ladyboys, ladyboys, ladyboys. This city is about 80% men when you include ladyboys. The surgeons here are doing an amazing job because I now have absolutely no idea. I look for an Adam’s apple, hands, feet, jaw and voice and they have removed any trace of manliness. The first punt I had was a disaster which ended very nicely actually. I picked a ladyboy by accident not knowing (I had just arrived an hour earlier) and walked in for a massage. I took everything off and I asked shim to take off from the start as well. Then they told me they’re a lady boy and I freaked out. They looked me in the eye and told me they’re a good person and they are not trying to cheat me, they just want to do honest work and make a living. I ended up staying for a legit massage, had an eye opening conversation and gave them the tip I would’ve given for FS. I feel terrible about how I reacted and I regret making that person feel like they are less than human. That’s the only nice person I’ve met here so far and I was an asshole to them.

6. Soi Cowboy is dead until January 15, but I can tell you the punting scene is alive and well. Sydney can and will never compare to what I witnessed there. I got amazing service basically everywhere I went and only had one bad experience (freelancer stole $50 cologne) and I didn’t realise until she was gone. Just remember to make sure the girls check in with reception at hotel first to make sure you’re covered in case anything happens.
Hope you got a return ticket or truck load of patience to ride it out!