Quote Originally Posted by Ziggurat View Post
Why is it, btw, that farts to fartees always stink but only very rarely to the farter?
Interesting question! They actually did some research on this and found that it's because when you fart, your brain automatically goes into "fart expectation mode", so it dulls your sense of smell. Here's a link:
http://www.todayifoundout.com/index....s-smell-worse/

I personally think this was a flawed study. The real reason MUST be, because our arseholes are at the opposite end of our bodies from our noses. Our farts are aimed AWAY from our noses, as mother nature intended!

This would elegantly explain why, when you fart into your doona, you're gonna cop it as much as your partner.