Quote Originally Posted by the gelding View Post
listen up fuckers, here's a community announcement:

I booked the carina shop tonight. First visit. Running late, car up my arse with highbeam. I pulled up and raced up the stairs. Rang the bell and strutted in when the door opened. To my horror, that's not fucking Tiktok. I grew balls and made an excuse that I had to make a phone call. The very old ML had to unlock the door to let me out. "I wait here for you darling".

30 seconds later I was in the right shop.

First time visitors, don't go up the stairs.
Oh darling where are you? I'm still waiting.. I'm horny AF