Mina EXPOSED! She is NOT at all beautiful!!! (Mina part 3)

[cmk76]

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[Amos33]

Great report, very imaginative and interesting from start to finish. It was like reading a good book that you can’t put down having to read the next chapter to find out what happens. She definitely sounds like a must see girl.

Cheers

[the wizard]

This is like a fifty shades of grey trilogy- but better- fantastic writing
Also I was mislead by your title- further reading all was revealed
yes Mina is next.........

[jellyshots]

cmk76, that was an awesome AR!

[jimmyk]

Cmk76, I'm speechless, I'm without speech. Great review

[Oneonone]

Cmk 76 great report sounds like you had a similar experience to mine with Ada but I have to give it to you you have expressed it so much better than I could have done.

[cmk76]

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[tarenpoint64]

This review wins hands down the February 2013 review of the month with 2 judges and 9 votes agreeing from aus99.com members.

"The use of irony and writing style is a sure winner"

congrats goes to cmk76

I will PM cmk76 to let him know

lets all congratulate cmk76!

cheers
Dean

[AHLUNGOR]

Yeah, bother CMK is a bit like that!!

Using controversial titles which sounds negative but in fact was the opposite, very clever indeed!

Keep it up mate!

Cheers

[cmk76]

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[That1]

Cmk, great writing style. The title did initially stop me from opening the report.

[Sextus]

Cmk's devastating use of irony in his review makes me very glad that we didn't have "Doug" contributing to this competition too. We may not have survived! (Ps.That was well done cmk!)

Vercotti: (Michael Palin) Well, I had been running a successful escort agency - high class, no really, high class girls - we didn't have any of that.. That was right out. And I decided - (phone rings on desk) Excuse me (he answers it) Hello......no, not now......shtoom...shtoom....right......yes, we'll have the watch ready for you at midnight.......the watch.....the Chinese watch....yes, right-oh, bye-bye, um, mother (he replaces reciever) Anyway I decided then to open a high-class night club for the gentry at Biggleswade with International cuisine, and cookin’, top-line acts, and not a cheap clip joint for picking up tarts, that was right out, I deny that completely, and one night Dinsdale walked in with a couple of big lads, one of whom was carrying a tactical nuclear missile. They said I'd bought one of their slot machines and would I pay for it.

Interviewer (Eric Idle): How much did they want?

Vercotti: Three quarters of a million pounds. Then they went out.

Interviewer: Why didn't you call the police?

Vercotti: Well I had noticed that the lad with the thermo-nuclear device was the Chief Constable for the area. Anyway a week later they came back, said that the cheque had bounced and that I had to see Doug.

Interviewer: Doug?

Vercotti: Doug. (takes a drink) I was terrified of him. Everyone was terrified of Doug. I've seen grown men pull their own heads off rather than see Doug. Even Dinsdale was frightened of Doug.

Interviewer: What did he do?

Vercotti: He used sarcasm. He knew all the tricks - dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes and….satire.

[cmk76]

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[uber]

Saw Mina tonight.

I was going to write a review, but... wow.

I have no words.

She's a thief.

I got home and realised my heart was missing.

[the wizard]

Nice one Uber

I will still wait........

[cmk76]

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[tarenpoint64]

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