Quote Originally Posted by CunningLinguist View Post
Some of the quotes from this story are worth repeating:
Isn't that just, you know, a date? Lots of women have sex with a guy when he buys her dinner
Most girls would at least hold out for a value meal though
Hmm...let's see...

What does the $3 Bacon and Beef Burger get you?
Do you have to buy her the orange Juice as well, to get a BBBJ?
That's nearing $6 already... is that a fair exchange?

How about the drinks menu...
For a Bananaberry Bash Smoothie, do you get a BBBS? (BS= Balls Suck)

For Chicken McNuggets the menu says:
"Everything's better when it's bite-sized. Like our tender, juicy chicken breast, cut and seasoned in a crispy tempura coating. Start the fun with our delicious dipping sauces, in barbecue, mustard, or sweet and sour."
Well the payment would be bite-sized as well... Can I provide my own dipping sauce? It is "sweet and sour".

What would it take to get CIM?

Perhaps a combo of:
Chicken McNuggets
Italian Dressing and
Mcchicken