Reply With QuoteI like that! don't compare your self with othersOriginally Posted by Shoryureppa
Very well said sir!
I like that! don't compare your self with others
hahaha good one mate!
Bone saw is readyyyy!
Correct! true to that!
It gets to a point that it become normal!
Just ask the girl to make you a "popsicle" - have her stick her finger up your ass. Any other thoughts will disappear, or so I'm told.
But really, WTF? I guess I can see if you're a minor, you might be worried about getting caught. Or if she is... But it's a business, not f*cking prom night; you don't have to pin a corsage to her chest. What do you think might happen? She runs out of the room screaming, "Oh my God, Oh my God, he's {fill in the blank)". It's binary: she says yes or no, and you accept that. You pay, have some form of mutually agreed upon sex.
Don't worry, she's seen it all (well, if your head starts doing 360's around your body, she might leave the room rather quickly, screaming. But in that case, she is the LEAST of your worries...) And don't worry, she WILL tell everyone else about your little problem... Just walk by their waiting room and listen to all the chatter and giggles... what do YOU think they're busy talking and texting about? Some sizes/actions/non-actions just HAVE TO BE SHARED...
For certain, avoid the shops with crowds in front, holding torches and pitchforks... (check for a back entrance). Yes, I'm a bit shy about entry... but running, dodging, etc., just draws attention to yourself. Hate to tell you, but no one really cares about what you're doing unless YOU draw attention to yourself. (Actually, slip on a filthy overcoat, muss up your hair, and mumble nonsense to yourself and see how many eyes AVOID you (also works great getting into crowded stadiums, Moses and the Red Sea)). Just bag the coat, comb the hair in the shop's foyer. If it's crowded, just point up in the sky and yell "Oh my God", then run in when everyone else is looking up. Or buy a UPS or FedEx delivery uniform, slip that on, empty box, and Bob's your uncle. Or, for 999.99, you too can own an invisibility cloak for entry and exit. Trouble with that is, sometimes it stays on when you're looking for a girl, so you're ignored... (I understand the upgraded model has fixed the problem - beta testers wanted, and yes, there is a problem of high voltage electrocution, but then again, your anxiety is solved (in a flash)).
What you DO have to worry about is leaving... Just make sure you are well-grounded, because GOD will try to strike you down with a lightning bolt for your wickedness (Old Testament there). Random zig-zag pattern run is best; God's fair, he doesn't cheat by using his "all knowing" ability. And for certain, don't look back at the shop, else it's pillar of salt time (hard to explain to your family, boss, etc., and hope like hell it's not raining...) Or else, on leaving, just outside the door, on the sidewalk, say loudly, "OH my GOD, what kind of a shop is that?!?", then quote random scripture... Or yell, "That is not Jehovah's way", or use the ole black suit, white shirt buttoned up to the top, tie, saying, "I don't think they've accepted the Lord"...
Seriously, YOU are YOUR OWN worst enemy. Ask yourself, what are you anxious about? Being seen? Be discreet. Non-performance? She DOESN'T care. The chef wants you to enjoy your meal so you come back, but he doesn't care if you clean the plate. OK, if you puke all over the table, that IS a problem, but let's be honest, you're not coming back anyway.
Just go with the flow. Many of us would still get the butterfly’s or anxiousness even after many many punts. It’s just a part of the experience. Enjoy it
Seeing a different girl every time would flare it up too. Yesterday I saw a girl that I’ve presbiously had a session with. She remembered me and felt like hanging out with an old friend again
For fucks sake, nervous about what? Entering a brothel, stripping down in front of a female, getting your anus and junk checked out by a female or male doctor, a HSC exam, hopping on a plane, driving test, going for a job interview, chatting up a group of hotties, public speaking, asking for a pay rise, confronting someone in a dark alleyway, doing a three-foursome, asking a woman out....life and everything associated with it is fucken overrated..only life experiences and old age can teach you that!
Society as a whole is fucked and with the current crop of millennials and alpha-beta gen's they desperately need the guidance. Men have been emancipated by societal norms and have lost their masculinity. There should be some fucken form of punting apprenticeship or punting traineeships available for the young crop.
I'd be suggesting the OP take up an apprenticeship with Rooter or Asiafever.
Society as a whole has always been fucked in big cities.
Should visit Tokyo alone for a fortnight and see what it’s like there. Help the police catch men filming up the skirts of women on trains, and notorious cumshot-terrorists lurking behind trees in certain parks and alleyways waiting for their next victim to cum their load on.
I thought you were pulling my leg bro, but semen terrorism what the fuck is that about?
https://amp.scmp.com/week-asia/polit...h-koreas-semen
Like I said. Spend a week or two in Tokyo with your eyes open and then you can come back and tell me.
I can’t say about Korea. Only been in Seoul for two days and the food was the worst I ever had.
Anyway, reducing nervousness during a punt. Being with the right WL helps but yeah, having a couple of beers an hour before helps too and won’t hurt your hardon. At least in my case but I pop my V.
You said it all i love it! Very straightforward!
Mate you got to take it easy on the younger generation, its actually us GenX&Ys fault for spoiling them too much, their lives revolve around a screen and not around real life experiences, we are too busy with working long hours to pay the bills and to put a roof over their heads that we forget to spend quality time and teach them the things our fathers taught us,like how to fight dirty against bullies instead of the bullshit the school expects from them
I may have read somewhere about a father and son at ginza together. Not with the same girl, each had his own. I don’t know what to think about that
Don't get me wrong old timer hehe I just posted it here so anyone who wants to contribute can. But hell yeah! what you said was true!
I think it was back in 2005 on a trip to Pattaya, i was in the hairdressers getting a haircut and there was an old British guy there with his 16 year old son, and he was talking the talk acting big, about getting his son the experience to be a man, and even allowing him to get his first tattoo, the girls where not to impressed, as they have heard all that BS before,
Once the owner found out i was from Sydney, she personally cut my hair and we talked about how she use to go to school here, and worked in the Thai massage place on upper Bathurst street,
I told her i know the place, and she became my GF for 2 weeks after she finished work for the day, all it cost me was dinner and drinks and someone to talk too about Sydney,
Here's a tip for you HP
If you wanna know the real age of a WL/ML check how she scrolls and navigates her phone.
If she only uses an index finger she's a baby boomer, a Gen-X and an early Gen-Y
If she uses both her left and right thumbs to scroll and type text them she's definitely a Gen-Z or an alpha gener.
You can thank me later bro...
Never had a problem tell an Asian woman’s age, I’ve got a built in Asian radar with over 30 years experience behind it.
Lol thanks. Except I have a uno problemo-
I no comprende any of that fucken terminology!
My rule is that whatever you think is the WLs are, ad 10 years if you’re sober. And 20 minimum if you’re wasted.
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