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    Quote Originally Posted by asiafever View Post
    let's face it this would be a low budget porn version of 007.
    As long as it’s not soft porn… don’t want to spoil anyone’s rep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldfishMan View Post
    Come to think of it, were you wearing an offensive t-shirt? Maybe something like this:
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    Nah I was wearing a tank top with hoodie showing my massive 20 inch guns lol, just kidding.

    Come to think of it, I do have a couple of funny t-shirts, I have one that says "I love pussy" and another "does not play well with others" rofl, back during the uni days, I'm too old for those now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by asiafever View Post
    And watch out for any girl wearing one of these
    https://youtube.com/shorts/h2znCYylbJ0?feature=shared
    Yea I've seen that being used as a deadly weapon in a couple of movies, will watch out for those, check for hair sticks, check under the pillow, the only other place to hide things would be "inside her"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by l337dude View Post
    Yea I've seen that being used as a deadly weapon in a couple of movies, will watch out for those, check for hair sticks, check under the pillow, the only other place to hide things would be "inside her"...
    Angie of 65 Carlton when she still worked there last year used to put a similar thing to pin her hair up before starting service. It was fucken HoT!

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    Maybe the guy has a resting cunt face lol

    I have pump into few punters. Especially when opening the door and there's someone at the other side. I just say hi and that's it.
    Some ignore me like I don't exist lol..

    Whereas some I have a casual convo like normal. Suggesting which girl is good

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost2hauntU View Post
    Angie of 65 Carlton when she still worked there last year used to put a similar thing to pin her hair up before starting service. It was fucken HoT!
    Bro, I love it when they have their hair done up with a pin or clip and then release it when the action starts. I don't like girl on top positions (not because I fear being assassinated!), but sometimes they do this in doggy position. FMD, I go straight into beast mode when the hair is released!! (And probably cum within 30 seconds, lol!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldfishMan View Post
    Bro, I love it when they have their hair done up with a pin or clip and then release it when the action starts. I don't like girl on top positions (not because I fear being assassinated!), but sometimes they do this in doggy position. FMD, I go straight into beast mode when the hair is released!! (And probably cum within 30 seconds, lol!)
    Hair up with a pin being released, with the head shake before intense eye contact is very much the power move. Guaranteed to raise the intensity. Love it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldfishMan View Post
    Bro, I love it when they have their hair done up with a pin or clip and then release it when the action starts. I don't like girl on top positions (not because I fear being assassinated!), but sometimes they do this in doggy position. FMD, I go straight into beast mode when the hair is released!! (And probably cum within 30 seconds, lol!)
    Love that too , the hair thing is sexy

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    It's even more intense when they have freshly shampooed hair or whatever they put in their hair to make it smell exceptionally nice. Oh fuck, I'm done if that smell hits my nose along with the visual spectacle of having my dick buried in her pussy, beautiful long hair swaying as I pump her.

    I have a thing for shampoo smell. At some point in the past I lived next door to a reasonably hot lady. Sometimes as I was leaving for work the smell of shampoo being applied would waft out of her apartment into the lift lobby and boy, that actually gave me a boner just smelling it!

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    I’m ngl, reading the title I thought we were measuring dicks here ahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldfishMan View Post
    It's even more intense when they have freshly shampooed hair or whatever they put in their hair to make it smell exceptionally nice. Oh fuck, I'm done if that smell hits my nose along with the visual spectacle of having my dick buried in her pussy, beautiful long hair swaying as I pump her.

    I have a thing for shampoo smell. At some point in the past I lived next door to a reasonably hot lady. Sometimes as I was leaving for work the smell of shampoo being applied would waft out of her apartment into the lift lobby and boy, that actually gave me a boner just smelling it!
    Yeah I can certainly relate to this. Fuck I loved that feminine hair smell my regular always had. Instant throbbing hardon.
    She’d always get her hair up into a nest so it wouldn’t get in the way of her sucking. Ah god what a girl, I so miss her even 4 months later now.

    Anyway, better man the fuck up. Sizing other punters - NO. I never make eye contact with anyone I pass or run into. I keep focus on my own shit and that’s to fuck well and have a good time.

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    https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cv9xf...RlODBiNWFlZA==

    Jennie is down to star in an action movie, so who wants to bankroll this thing so we can get it made?

    Nice smelling shampoo is definitely a turn on, as well as body moisturiser etc. Those beautiful, sweet smells.

    There's a particular fragrance really popular with some of the younger (under 25) girls called You Are Pink, it's not cheap and nasty like some of those teeny perfumes that sting your eyes, but every girl I've smelt wearing it has been a quality unit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by asiafever View Post
    There's a particular fragrance really popular with some of the younger (under 25) girls called You Are Pink, it's not cheap and nasty like some of those teeny perfumes that sting your eyes, but every girl I've smelt wearing it has been a quality unit.


    On the other end of the scale what about old boilers perfume? I’m curious does that turn anyone on or do you do a 180 degree turn and run the other way?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vincent888 View Post
    On the other end of the scale what about old boilers perfume? I’m curious does that turn anyone on or do you do a 180 degree turn and run the other way?
    Is there a female equivalent of Brut 33? Maybe that generic musky smelling fragrance?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vincent888 View Post
    On the other end of the scale what about old boilers perfume? I’m curious does that turn anyone on or do you do a 180 degree turn and run the other way?
    I run the other way. I can't stand that old lady perfume. It's overpowering, and somehow I always detect a faint trace of bad breath mixed into it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by asiafever View Post
    Is there a female equivalent of Brut 33? Maybe that generic musky smelling fragrance?
    Brut 33 sounds like a brand of cheap champagne. Perhaps it’s multipurpose?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldfishMan View Post
    I can't stand that old lady perfume. It's overpowering, and somehow I always detect a faint trace of bad breath mixed into it.
    Sounds like you get up close n personal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vincent888 View Post
    Sounds like you get up close n personal?
    Don’t have to be very close to them to smell that old lady perfume. It’s very strong. Besides, I did have some old ladies I had to work with at the office.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldfishMan View Post
    Don’t have to be very close to them to smell that old lady perfume. It’s very strong. Besides, I did have some old ladies I had to work with at the office.
    I know what you mean. If the wind is blowing in your direction you still can get a whiff from ten metres away. It can make your eyes water.

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    Quote Originally Posted by asiafever View Post
    https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cv9xf...RlODBiNWFlZA==

    Jennie is down to star in an action movie, so who wants to bankroll this thing so we can get it made?
    She always has this "bad girl" look, perfect for an assassin, plus I also wanna see her in "action".

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