Quote Originally Posted by Double_Adapter View Post
Part 1
"They also offered me a leaflet and I responded exactly the same way 'I won't be needing one, thank you' but one of the MILFs was persistent and tried to persuade me to take one commenting about all the misinformation that was out there, I remembered the post Rubit Moore and so I used the same line on her, and said 'No thanks, I got all my info from a sex forum.’ and kept making my way into the hall.

Part2
I entered the room and it was brightly lit, there were two GILFs and two MILFs to choose from so I picked the prettiest MILF...."


Haha good post Double Adaptor!... Reminds me, I forgot to mention that when I voted that day, an old Chinese MILF who was offering referendum advice as I walked in, got in my face as I was leaving. Talking AT me, not to me, like they sometimes do, you know? Loud enough for all to hear.

"SO!! You go sex forum for election advice too...??!!" she shrieked.

Maybe she'd visited this forum I wondered.

"Well yes, there ARE dedicated threads on there regarding medication,where to buy, health, lifestyle and nutritional advice for cracking and maintaining a solid fat. Very informative if so required"

She clearly wasn't listening..

"OK!! When you have next election.... come see me, ok!"

Keep talking like that and you'll see it sooner than you think!