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    A punter's definitive guide to falling in love with a WL/ML

    In rare and never before seen footage this video captures the moment a punter falls for a WL/ML.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_71egvvwY20

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    Is it Falls or Fails?

    Apparently in the final chapter of the “punters cookbook” the truth is revealed and both words mean the same thing.

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    Something about that music gives me a boner.

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    If anything it’s a lesson. A reminder. Don’t eat the cheese.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vincent888 View Post
    If anything it’s a lesson. A reminder. Don’t eat the cheese.
    1 music spinoff from Shaft which is appropriate
    2 unfortunately the Sukebe chair grew teeth
    3 the punter overdosed with Viagara
    4 and for the right and/or wrong reasons you eventually get fucked over because every sex cell in your body was blown away which you cannot blame on anyone else - by a strange twist of fate …. drat … think I got done …… circumstances I’m still working out … but pretty sure I know where and when and how ….
    Last edited by Timeis629; 29-10-2023 at 06:06 PM. Reason: Errors in grammar

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    That's just an example of a head job.

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    Pretty symbolic of a punters journey

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timeis629 View Post
    Pretty symbolic of a punters journey
    Yes but we’ve observed our possible future!

    Now we just have to change tack away from infatuation and we should be fine.

    Now to find the cheapest punt in Sydney.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Onehunglo View Post
    That's just an example of a head job.
    Or a hatchet job. Both associated punting risks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Double_Adapter View Post
    In rare and never before seen footage this video captures the moment a punter falls for a WL/ML.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_71egvvwY20
    However many a punters who have fallen in love with a WL haven't been killed in a mouse trap or consumed by fire.

    Many of them go on to lead a healthy and productive adult life.

    WLs are there to be paid to be fallen in love and out of love with.

    The process won't suck out oxygen in your life or empty your renewable reservoir of semen.

    There is also no worthwhile and meaningful life lesson to learn from.

    All mice will eventually die one day. Trap or no trap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sibon View Post
    However many a punters who have fallen in love with a WL haven't been killed in a mouse trap or consumed by fire.

    Many of them go on to lead a healthy and productive adult life.

    WLs are there to be paid to be fallen in love and out of love with.

    The process won't suck out oxygen in your life or empty your renewable reservoir of semen.

    There is also no worthwhile and meaningful life lesson to learn from.

    All mice will eventually die one day. Trap or no trap.
    People always want more. This isn’t some monks paradise where we pray and are happy.

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    You can't make a person fall in love with you without you falling in love with that person as well.

    It's like killing an animal - deep inside you will feel like you're killing your own kind. As much as you want to avoid the guilt for killing an animal and be heartless, eventually the thought will consume you as you can't forgive yourself.

    By the way, you can't make a person fall in love with you no matter how hard you try. Loving involves giving a part of you away, even if it was pretend. When people don't reciprocate our love we will feel hurt. So even if it was pretend love, you will still feel hurt if the person you were pretending with is a total heartless person.

    Like buying coffee for a mate - if they don't reciprocate with either the same cup of coffee, a juice box or lunch you will think of that person as an arsehole. Similarly, you were buying coffee for that mate because you were expecting them to return the favour.

    But in the world of merits, not expecting reciprocation is the strongest power one can practice to manifest happiness. It takes practice to cultivate such feelings, because it is definitely better than hurting others - you just want the best for them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vincent888 View Post
    People always want more. This isn’t some monks paradise where we pray and are happy.
    Not just the monks, son. In fact, a monk's prayer isn't to make themselves happy - they find happiness first before using prayers to help others find happiness and a good life. Happiness is the key to making prayers work, no prayers work when a person is sad or desperate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnJones View Post
    Not just the monks, son. In fact, a monk's prayer isn't to make themselves happy - they find happiness first before using prayers to help others find happiness and a good life. Happiness is the key to making prayers work, no prayers work when a person is sad or desperate.
    Jeez, thanks for the words of wisdom dad.

    Which WL did I sprout from if you don’t mind me asking? I hope it wasn’t from the cheap side of town was it? Just how much did you pay?

    And… thank God I’ve never prayed for anything!

    It wouldn’t have worked!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnJones View Post
    You can't make a person fall in love with you without you falling in love with that person as well.

    It's like killing an animal - deep inside you will feel like you're killing your own kind. As much as you want to avoid the guilt for killing an animal and be heartless, eventually the thought will consume you as you can't forgive yourself.

    By the way, you can't make a person fall in love with you no matter how hard you try. Loving involves giving a part of you away, even if it was pretend. When people don't reciprocate our love we will feel hurt. So even if it was pretend love, you will still feel hurt if the person you were pretending with is a total heartless person.

    Like buying coffee for a mate - if they don't reciprocate with either the same cup of coffee, a juice box or lunch you will think of that person as an arsehole. Similarly, you were buying coffee for that mate because you were expecting them to return the favour.

    But in the world of merits, not expecting reciprocation is the strongest power one can practice to manifest happiness. It takes practice to cultivate such feelings, because it is definitely better than hurting others - you just want the best for them.
    There’s something in this for all of us, don’t ya think?

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    Falling in and out of love, getting your heart broken and getting emotionally scarred is good for the soul, it toughens you up and conditions you to handle shit and the emotional downs of life. Rock bottom will teach you stuff that mountain tops can never teach you....and then sometimes you think you've hit rock bottom, then you realise there's a fucken network of subterranean tunnels and caves below rock bottom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnJones View Post

    But in the world of merits, not expecting reciprocation is the strongest power one can practice to manifest happiness. It takes practice to cultivate such feelings, because it is definitely better than hurting others - you just want the best for them.

    So damn true JohnJones wise words - and it takes lots of practice but worth all the effort. Takes a fair amount of convincing others you aren't after something also but when the few do realise you do actually want the best for them their smile is worth it's weight - guess it doesn't happen to MLs too often

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    Quote Originally Posted by Double_Adapter View Post
    In rare and never before seen footage this video captures the moment a punter falls for a WL/ML.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_71egvvwY20




    The video is a remarkable example of the extraordinary phenomenon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Double_Adapter View Post
    Falling in and out of love, getting your heart broken and getting emotionally scarred is good for the soul, it toughens you up and conditions you to handle shit and the emotional downs of life. Rock bottom will teach you stuff that mountain tops can never teach you....and then sometimes you think you've hit rock bottom, then you realise there's a fucken network of subterranean tunnels and caves below rock bottom.
    What about if you’re still experiencing this almost half a century later?????

    The love issues I mean.

    FFS

    It there no let up?

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    I was thinking to myself the other day, if love were a drug you took, like a pill, nobody would ever take it once someone explained the withdrawal symptoms, or after trying it just the one time.
    "Yeah, feels fucking amazing, but when you get withdrawls it will feel like you're having open heart surgery, with no anaesthetic, being performed by a swarm of wasps..."
    The human race would die out within 50 years.

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