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As Waz once said, nobody cares if you're leaving, just fuck off...
Still a few other I wish would take that advice as well...
He's not gone. He's still sitting in a dimly lit room with empty coke cans and maccas wrappers strewn around the room wondering how to come up with more bullshit to impress men he'll never meet on a punting forum.
How many times have you heard a crackhead say "I can give up whenever I want"
My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity.
He's online now. But let's see how long he can stay quiet before his fingers start twitching.
Another amateur psychic…
Trouble is I don’t drink or eat rubbish. How else does a guy my age have a 6 pak? How else can I pump so much pussy?
Some recent numbers of women I’ve banged.
6 in one week
7 the next week
8 the next week
9 the following week
6 last week.
Of course basement living, Maccas and Coca Cola contributed, right?
Wrong.
Post your stats. I dare you.
Please let the forum know your answer.
You don’t go and bang that many by being insecure.
If anything the more you do it the less insecure you become.
My mates in the real world know what I get up to. I put those figures out there as a reminder for myself. The list is longer than that previously but who cares that far back? I don’t.
These are recent stats.
Believe them or not.
Makes no difference to me.
Who cares on the count. If I was using my laptop it’d be double that easily. But on a phone it’s slower.
Reggie, I can call you Reggie, can't I?
Now that we are on a first name basis is it ok if I ask you to contribute to my next punt session? Just a fiver will do. I don’t want to get any WL’s up the duff, mkay.
Ribbed condoms are getting expensive you see.
And I like to please my women. I’m more than happy to give your name a mention next time I blow a load into some hottie’s snatch.
I could yell out “ oh Reggie you’ve done it again” or something like that during the vinegar stroke.
Guys in the rooms next door and brothels all around the place will hear your name and you’ll be famous!
Good idea?
Even better they’ll think you are doing all the punting and you could put up a dodgy list just like mine?
..Except mine isn’t remember..
It’ll be our lil secret as there’s only one “big pussy pumper” and that’s me ok!