JULES JORDAN SWEARS OFF ANAL PORN FOREVER!
Fri, 04/05/2013 - 12:20pm — MEAT BALL
http://popporn.com/node/2126

Always know when to say when.

It's an important rule of life, one too often ignored. If more human beings had the ability to practice moderation and self-discipline, we'd see our civilization evolve overnight. Alcoholism and drug abuse would be a thing of the past. North Koreans would stop asking for food that's obviously better used among the nation's totally reasonable leaders. Our nation's unhealthy obsession with sports and nachos would fade away, in favor of a new healthy zeal for violence and deliciousness. A utopia would follow, if only our people could pull their heads out of their rectums and say to themselves "Okay. That's enough".

Case in point: legendary porn auteur Jules Jordan, who, after having his jaw broken last weekend between Alexis Texas and Jayden Jaymes' asses (see photo), has proclaimed that he is absolutely, 100% finished with anal-themed porn.



"I've just had it with asses. I don't want to see them, smell them, feel them, hear them, hear about them, fuck them or photograph them ever again, for as long as I should live, " the director painfully uttered through his broken jaw, which is slated to be wired shut until memorial day. "Being involved with films like Anal Plungers, Ass Worship, Deep Anal Drilling, Pump My Ass Full of Cum, Anal Plungers 2, Anal Boot Camp, Ass Stretchers POV 2, Weapons of Ass Destruction and Jules Jordan's Buttworx have been the happiest moments of my life until now. But I'm done. Swear to god, If I ever even so much as hear Baby Got Back on the radio, I'm going to put a bullet in my brain. Or slit my wrists or something."

A painful choice for sure, but a brave one. If only the rest of you dirtbags could follow his example. Jordan's newest film, Jules Jordan's Vaginal Cornucopia, is due out May 10th.