Quote Originally Posted by rooter View Post
Men bottle it all up, act tough and then die of stress related diseases.
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True. But at least we're considerate enough not to bore the fuck out of everyone else. :P

Quote Originally Posted by rooter View Post
Every now and then just nod or say "yeah" or "hmmm" or "really?" and they will think you are a great listener such an amazing guy. Then fuck them and bust a nut.
Men talk to women so they can fuck them. Women fuck men so that they can talk to them.

Works for me.