Sex worker expressions and or issues

[Spanky69]

Did you say something or did the dummies lips move?

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I was rudely awoken by a work call hence posting at this ungodly hour. ColesBag condolences for your loss of the “forum experience”, whilst you may have me on block for effect I really know it’s just for show. Secretly you’ve unblocked me just for your own personal pleasure and have your hand on yourself satisfying your forum eagerness as only you know how… well that’s what the ladies tell me. You can let them pleasure you, you know. Just remind me if we ever meet up to never to shake your hand.

You know, one would think that if you (2nd person singular) were put on an ignore list, the ignore list designation would indicate that you're of no interest. Guess not. spankme seems to be so enamored of me, so eager for my approbation, that he's sending me PM's. That boy seems to be as thick as a brick.

spankme, it seems you didn't take the hint in my reply to your initial PM:
"Ask me if I care............ Fuck no, why'd you ask?" (and that IS a rhetorical question).

So go ahead and PM me as you like (another 11Bravo public service, providing a bit bucket destination/distraction, sparing others). Ignore list works on messages too. But since you seem to have a penchant for unrequited relationships, if it pleases you to beat your head against that window, knock yourself out (though maybe you should wear a helmet, seems enough brain damage has already occurred.) Certainly getting a better feeling of what she must be experiencing...

To quote Mr. T, "I pity the fool..."

I’m stuck in a reiteration of alliteration to the B Team it seems. The mere fact I display tact and audacity with a propensity to publicly postulate my adversity with sex workers serves me up to ridicule and scorn and it’s a meal you guys force me to eat every day. Luckily I have great bowel movements, that’s all I can say. Calling me a fool, how is your stool 11Bravo, feel loose enough to take me off block?

Here I am worrying I’m the guy who caused 11Bravo’s blockage! All I can suggest is eat more fibre and don’t strain yourself with excessive ingestion of CAPS lock. I know I worried you that much you dedicated a thread just to keeping me out of your life. Pity you cannot help yourself. You’re not a chronic flagellator by any chance? Perhaps more a chronic masturbator? If it’s the latter you’ll be another guy I won’t be shaking hands with…

I too provide a service 11Bravo. It’s called stimulating the mentally adept. You thrive on my input and why should I leave you bereft? Thus I send you PMs of my daily conquests. Where else could you find such entertainment? Not out in public or in the course of your daily life, correct! .

The mere fact that I can and do occupy my time by dating multiple sex workers only emphasises my differentiality, my ability to think not just outside the box but in most instances back into theirs. Freely, yes freely back into theirs. It’s unheard of and unholy speak on this forum I know but I don’t follow, I lead, like Moses and the Red Sea, I’m now parting their legs without any need for filthy lucre! Great isn’t it! With the exception of this one ML of course but she’s become an anamoly and everyday with your help 11Bravo I get closer to her heart. As such I refuse now to take advantage of her good nature and will accept her as a person with a kind heart and not rush at her like a randy bull at a gate. See, I’ve learnt from you 11Bravo! She deserves better and I will give it her, one way or another.

For punters who have issues in relation to SEX workers not responding to their text messages? Get help ffs.

I am Johny77 right on this very thread. Oh it’s taken time, reluctance and acknowledgement to admit that I have been wrong by exhibiting certain behavioural traits. I’m learning and with your help I shall overcome any textual adversity and my first request is that you change your name to Johnny77, could you do that for me? You did go to school I presume and it reads better don’t you think?