Bros, a full-on beard cannot be compared to pubic hair. For example, you can get some of last night's pasta stuck in your beard but that's not likely to happen with your pubic hair cos you don't eat with your dick, do you?

Therein lies the biggest problem with beards. It is the likelihood of getting "leftovers" somewhere in that big ol nest you got under your chin, and bros, that ain't a turn on no matter what way you spin it! Lol...