Quote Originally Posted by GoldfishMan View Post
Bros, a full-on beard cannot be compared to pubic hair. For example, you can get some of last night's pasta stuck in your beard but that's not likely to happen with your pubic hair cos you don't eat with your dick, do you?

Therein lies the biggest problem with beards. It is the likelihood of getting "leftovers" somewhere in that big ol nest you got under your chin, and bros, that ain't a turn on no matter what way you spin it! Lol...
Easily avoided by either showering at the shop or at home before with no snack stop on the way, arriving CLEAN and FRESH.

Now in the Lands of LT, where after she arrives, grocery shopping, back home for a home cooked meal, then maybe catch a movie on the tube while sharing a bowl of popcorn, if there's any detritus in the ole beard, it's "My baby, my baby" as she cleans said detritus. The only complaints I've heard are about punters who feel that a shower before sex is not needed; or that water is not required, perfume will suffice; or that deodorant is an unneeded expense. YMMV