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Thread: What is your Greatest Alibi to your Wife/Partner when you got caught Punting?

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    +1 gym. I go to the gym multiple times a week since covid lockdowns ended. not only has it improved my fitness and strength, but i now have the perfect cover to be out of the house for an hour or two. funnily enough i've never used this time to get up to no good because i do value the health benefits. i've also shown my significant other photos/videos of my progress (leg press, pull ups, etc), to further build credibility to this activity

    i also have lots of ex-colleagues/friends that i try to stay in touch with, so i have used them in the past as a convenient excuse. Bonus points if you actually do catch up with that mate, and go punting after the catch up

    helping elderly family with errands/health appointments, etc - i won't lie about this, but after my family obligations are done, i'll may add a punt in as an extra if the WL i'm keen on seeing is available. if i've been out 3hrs doing legit stuff, what's another hour?

    approach these opportunities like cricket, as opposed to baseball i.e, you don't need to swing at everything, and you're allowed to let things through to the keeper if there's a chance of getting caught

    approaching 13 years in the game now seeing privates, shop girls, and a couple of SBs

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    very interesting thread and stories by the way!

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    Years ago I had a little 'fling' with another married woman.... she came to my place while the wife was working one night. Beforehand I actually took photos of the spare room, so I could reassemble the joint afterwards. We drank some of a bottle of wine - the leftovers were thrown away and only one of the glasses was washed and put away. I did a forensic search of the place for a misplaced scrunchie or some other bloody artefact afterwards. I even noticed her small wet footprints on the bathroom mat after we had a shower.... its the little things that kill us gents.... although leaving two wine glasses out would be a real rookie error!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bung72 View Post
    No sweat! Even got home to not find my bags packed on the verandah....
    Punting cash and soap - restowed.
    Well congratulations. How about a link to that AR fit us to have s look. Thanks in advance

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    Quote Originally Posted by ditchtheboss View Post
    Well congratulations. How about a link to that AR fit us to have s look. Thanks in advance
    I've never read an AR... in fact just looked at the forum for the first time - not really my scene. I just come here to chew the fat and shoot the breeze with like minded dudes.... in any case, I'm not in Sydney....

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    Quote Originally Posted by bung72 View Post
    I've never read an AR... in fact just looked at the forum for the first time - not really my scene. I just come here to chew the fat and shoot the breeze with like minded dudes.... in any case, I'm not in Sydney....
    That's perfectly fine! People visit online forums and communities for various reasons, and it's entirely up to you how you choose to engage with them. It's great to hear that you're here to have casual conversations and connect with others who share your interests.

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    This thread is interesting lol hmmmmm

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    You don't give me rim jobs so i have to go somewhere else to get my ass cleaned
    And she said fair enough
    I would never lick your shit hole you piece of shit

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    Dementia - one of the few benefits of being old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bung72 View Post
    Years ago I had a little 'fling' with another married woman.... she came to my place while the wife was working one night. Beforehand I actually took photos of the spare room, so I could reassemble the joint afterwards. We drank some of a bottle of wine - the leftovers were thrown away and only one of the glasses was washed and put away. I did a forensic search of the place for a misplaced scrunchie or some other bloody artefact afterwards. I even noticed her small wet footprints on the bathroom mat after we had a shower.... its the little things that kill us gents.... although leaving two wine glasses out would be a real rookie error!
    Real detective level stuff..

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    Practice Poker Face hehehehe

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    Overtime at work - get your officemates to be on the same page as you. so if any wifey investigation happens, you're all have the same answer. keep it consistent

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    Only punt when mrs is at work or interstate and never been got caught or suspected even once in the last 25 years with her but i have been punting for almost 33 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by uplatelately View Post
    I agree, cash and cash only, although using card for almost everything else these days it becomes a worry to justify too many cash withdrawals. Cash out on fuel is a good option but only $50 each time.

    My closest call was after a DFK session with a 19 yo regular I came home with her perfume smell all over my neck. I got home to find the wife back from work early, I was desperate to get into the shower but keep my distance from the missus. For some reason I picked the cat up and gave him a cuddle right upto my face - maybe i wanted more pussy idk - anyway made it to the shower sidestepping the wife and am scrubbing my sins away when she says to the cat - buddy you smell funny, have you been cheating on me. I fucking died.
    Tell them no perfume, often they use cheap shit that reeks.

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    Gym is one i use especially useful because you can say you left your phone in the locker for a hour...

    otherwise if i have to do errands ill do them during my lunch breaks but tell my partner ill get them done after work one day that usually buys u a extra hour or two

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    Quote Originally Posted by bung72 View Post
    Years ago I had a little 'fling' with another married woman.... she came to my place while the wife was working one night. Beforehand I actually took photos of the spare room, so I could reassemble the joint afterwards. We drank some of a bottle of wine - the leftovers were thrown away and only one of the glasses was washed and put away. I did a forensic search of the place for a misplaced scrunchie or some other bloody artefact afterwards. I even noticed her small wet footprints on the bathroom mat after we had a shower.... its the little things that kill us gents.... although leaving two wine glasses out would be a real rookie error!
    Love your forensic work bro! Though you forgot to mention one important element.....female hair
    The shit can be almost invisible to the naked eye, use a garden blower or hi pressure suction vacuum to get rid of the evidence

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    Haha, took photos of rooms and stuff to reassemble later too. Fkn sketchy af. Thats toooo high risk just for a root. Then I learnt 'dont shit where you eat'. I just went to massage shops after the stress got too much. Easier, cheaper, better value. Clean and tidy.

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    Near the end of my starter marriage, we got asian homestays for extra cash. That ok until the +18yr old jap and kr girls arrived...their #1 objective when they secure a family to stay with is seduce the homestay dad..fkn little whores are cunning and dripping wet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 90512 View Post
    Near the end of my starter marriage, we got asian homestays for extra cash. That ok until the +18yr old jap and kr girls arrived...their #1 objective when they secure a family to stay with is seduce the homestay dad..fkn little whores are cunning and dripping wet.
    Taught them English huh? How to moan when homestay daddy's giant unsheathed knob penetrates their virgin bald pussy flaps!

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