Dishonest by the shop is almost as bad as a punter on here message you for infor, you reply and asked a question an zero reply even though you can see on their profile that they have been on here.
I went to this place for the first time, it’s in a quiet area unless you’re a local. Had a 27 year old Hong Kong girl named Jen*ie. age sounded about right, she didn’t look 30 so I believed her. Massage was shit. Flipped over without getting me geed up first. Tried to extract 2 pines to see her naked, I went the 1 pine option, times are tough. Decent steady action but was detached from the whole ordeal. Did a shit job cleaning the mess she caused and the killer was not a hot towel in site, she just wiped me down with Vileda paper towels. Left with an empty sack but I wouldn’t recommend this joint. The boilers at Wonder put on a better show down the road. I passed a place called SA Massage in between the 2 shops, might try that next time I’m in the area.
The "if you shit on our towels it's extra" is hilarious and concerning.
Sa is the same shit. Wonder, Elemental Focus if you want boilers who do a decent job in the area.
Edit: double posted sorry!
Long time lurker but morbid curiosity drove me to give this place a try and I thought I'd share a warning. I did this for you the reader.
Don't, just don't.
Made a booking which they forgot about on turning up, no worries though as they were able to fit me in miraculously. What ensued was a massage with what seemed like litres of oil. I'm not exaggerating when I say it was literally dripping off the table. I don't know if they had a surplus to use up or something but it's something I've never ever experienced before. After the oil slick is cleared, three pines will get you FS with a certified 3/10 boiler. Similar action to what happens to a carpet when a dog drags its arse across it, also very similar I imagine to carrying someone up a flight of stairs while they have a seizure. Finished up with a wipe down with a towel and a suspiciously brown tub of water. Door doesn't open or close properly on the way out so have fun struggling with that in the car park.
In conclusion I've learned nothing and all expectations were met (albeit with a lot more oil)
Iv been a regular too with E.., just found that she/ E.. has done CCTV screenshots while at SM kept without consent and used illegally , total breach of privacy of her customers , not just me I saw lot others photos of her clients in the phone which she sold to the new boss M...at SM and the M... has shared the contents with all girls working there , E.. suddenly sold the business working to aspley and Y H virginia , terrible , be careful, worse seen in my life .I have put a formal complaint to authority .