So, obviously most shops advertise all their girls as being between about 21 and 25, and I’m sure most people realise these numbers are largely nonsense.
It doesn’t really matter to me, once I see a girl I have some level of attraction, and it doesn’t matter from then if she’s 35 looking young or 22 looking old, the result is still the same appearance.
But I frequently have girls confess their real age to me, without me questioning anything. For example I ask why they came to Sydney, and they’ll say “Ah, I came because I’m 31 so it was my last chance to get the working holiday visa” or something along those lines.
Do other people have the same experience? Do the girls not know that they’re listed as being 24 and revealing that their shop is lying?
The Japanese girls are always very honest about their age if you ask them, so I just don't ask them. LOL!
Yeah, I don’t ask either, it just comes up! You think Japanese girls are more likely to be honest about their age than other girls?
TRUTH!!!
I figure the "She's too old, 25, I want 19-21" are either:
- Older, trying to revisit their youth as they were up in the bleachers, not on the field in school, so no cheerleaders
- Trying to impress the inexperienced (ha, ha) with their sexual prowess because, with (they say old, I say experienced) provider, she just laughs and says, "No, dear, it really goes in here..."
I don't ask, they don't say as it's just so immaterial to the business at hand (hand NOT to be taken literally...) More likely she'll ask my age (she says curious, I'm thinking worried about liability if I happen to expire on the table and she's not a surgeon).
Youngest I ever pulled turned out to be 19. I figured she'd be older due to visa restrictions (so much for govt oversight), but found out in talking to her it is possible to game a passport upwards...
Chicks can be really sensitive and insecure when it comes to shit like that; some golden rules to keep you out of the danger zone.
Rule 1: Never ask a chick her age or her weight
Rule 2: When going down on her, no flinching, no hesitation or nauseating faces. Tell her that her pussy smells like jasmine and tastes like honey.
Rule 3: After a long time apart, hit her with “Wow, you’ve lost weight! You look incredible!” Bonus points for adding, “Have you been working out?”
Rule 4: When you DFK and DATY her, tell her she's special and that she's the only one you do it to.
Rule 5: Lie and say shit like, “OMG! What’s that fragrance? It’s amazing,” or “Love your hairstyle/dress/underwear it's so stylish and chic – it really suits you.”
Chicks eat this shit up like it's going out of style.
No screw that, I'm all about fat shaming. Bitches need some motivation.
Yeah agreed! Some of them are so good at BS they could be in politics!
always add 10 years to the advertised age!
one of the eurasian chicks at MAC told me her real age out of the blue it was like 21, but said they advertise her as 18 and in her words 'that's so fucked up'
Advertising rule of thumb
If they're in their 20's, deduct 3-5 years
If they're in their 30's, deduct 6-10 years
If they're in their 40's to 50's, deduct 15-20 years
If they're in their 60's to 80's, advertise as mature and experienced
Just to make things simple, I never tell them my real age either 👍
Punters can only blame themselves for the misleading ads. Shops play to the audience. Punters want to see samples, but won't bother to look if a higher age is mentioned.
Myself, I can't see it. That is one stat I never pay attention to in any place, in any clime. It's immaterial (OK, except in the case to make sure she's above the age of consent).
- Is she attractive to me, in some way?
- What's her attitude towards me?
- What's on the menu?
- Duration of services?
- Price?
But then, I got my education internationally in bars, employees and FL's. No price lists, no ages, no photos. Game on.
I don't really care too much about her age. As long as I find her attractive and she gives me great service. That's all that matter's