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    Sexual Misconduct - dysfunctional, non functional and more.....

    This is a tough one to share, fellow punting bros.

    Have you ever suffered from any form of sexual dysfunction? Was it difficulty with:
    - not turning up for the party (unable to get an erection)
    - being a party pooper (unable to maintain an erection)
    - ending the party early (Pre-Mature ejaculation)
    - overstays your welcome at the party (unable to ejaculate)

    My story is that I tend to overstay my welcome at the party. This is relatively new behaviour for me. I have no problem getting turned on, especially being the horny devil that I am, and especially when exposed to some of the WL magical skills. I have no problem turning up for the party and am no party pooper, but even after an hour of the best WL attention, I just can't see to end the party.

    Take some courage from my post and the forums anonymity to share your stories.

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    Hi brother hik,

    You are not alone there!!

    Try all of the above and more mate !

    Like didn't get invited to the party in the first place, or gone to the wrong party!

    Worst still, no money to pay for the cover charge and got refused an entry!!

    Great thread

    Cheers

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    Quote Originally Posted by AHLUNGOR View Post
    Like didn't get invited to the party in the first place, or gone to the wrong party!
    Worst still, no money to pay for the cover charge and got refused an entry!!
    I feel for you bro Ahlungor, but I gotta say - the way you wrote that I'm still rolling on the floor with laughter!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hikhik View Post
    This is a tough one to share, fellow punting bros.

    Have you ever suffered from any form of sexual dysfunction? Was it difficulty with:
    - not turning up for the party (unable to get an erection)
    - being a party pooper (unable to maintain an erection)
    - ending the party early (Pre-Mature ejaculation)
    - overstays your welcome at the party (unable to ejaculate)

    My story is that I tend to overstay my welcome at the party. This is relatively new behaviour for me. I have no problem getting turned on, especially being the horny devil that I am, and especially when exposed to some of the WL magical skills. I have no problem turning up for the party and am no party pooper, but even after an hour of the best WL attention, I just can't see to end the party.

    Take some courage from my post and the forums anonymity to share your stories.
    At the risk of stealing rooters thunder I am guessing his response will be: "Gate crashing the party, then being the life of the party!"

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    Whatever you do, don't join the Labor Party!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sergaent Brody View Post
    Whatever you do, don't join the Labor Party!
    Unless you like Gingers!

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    Yes...see my after report on Fei fei at 5 star.


    Goes to prove most things in life can be 90% mental, 10% physical.

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    But porn can have the opposite effect too. If you use porn a real lot and come that way heaps of times using Mrs Palm, then it can interfere with your psychology for coming with real women. If that's the case, lay off the porn!

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    Nice use of metaphor hikhik.

    I've been know to overstay a party occasionally. I find its my first indication of stress, ie work, relationships or health. Once I know there's an issue its easy to fix.
    Don't overlook the importance of physical exercise. Once men hit their 30s testosterone production slows. Hitting the gym even once a week will help slow the process so you can fire like a champ for years to come

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    at one punt i could not even get an erection at all, it was so embarrassing. But to be fair, it usually happens when something from a girl turns me off like bad breathe or B.O.

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    What is the party analogy for having a permanent erection for those that take Viagra ? (Not me)

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    I will soften up if the girl does something to put me off, like: waste time; keep wiping precum from dick even though she is doing BBBJ (pet hate); resist me touching her; behave poorly and be annoying; etc.
    A couple of times I had to really focus to cum when things were not going well and/or I was really tired or worn out, and once I didn't cum (Cathy from Sakura).

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    Quote Originally Posted by CunningLinguist View Post
    What is the party analogy for having a permanent erection for those that take Viagra ? (Not me)
    That would have to be "Partying Hard"

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    Overstays your welcome at the party - happens to me quite often... Need to lay off mrs palm!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hikhik View Post
    That would have to be "Partying Hard"
    Or having a full on party

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    Quote Originally Posted by hikhik View Post
    That would have to be "Partying Hard"
    Or a " party animal ".
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    Quote Originally Posted by CunningLinguist View Post
    At the risk of stealing rooters thunder I am guessing his response will be: "Gate crashing the party, then being the life of the party!"
    I have no idea what this means !
    I am a total wallflower at parties. You would not even know i was there.
    If you ever go to a party and you see some weird guy examining the cornices, and ceiling roses, and kitchen tiles, thats me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rooter View Post
    I have no idea what this means !
    I am a total wallflower at parties. You would not even know i was there.
    If you ever go to a party and you see some weird guy examining the cornices, and ceiling roses, and kitchen tiles, thats me.
    The OP was using "party" as a metaphor for limp dickedness or sexual dysfunction, so since you have the opposite of this affliction I put together a party metaphor for someone who can root anywhere, anytime, and with anyone

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    Quote Originally Posted by hikhik View Post
    - not turning up for the party (unable to get an erection)
    Yes, if I'm not into the girl.

    Quote Originally Posted by hikhik View Post
    - being a party pooper (unable to maintain an erection)
    Yes, if we go too hard and I hurt myself or if she does something to turn me off. Some ML's with bad BO or bad breathe.

    Quote Originally Posted by hikhik View Post
    - ending the party early (Pre-Mature ejaculation)
    I haven't had this happen. Usually I either don't get turned on or take a while but depending on the workup they do, I can pretty much cum in 5-10 mins.

    Quote Originally Posted by hikhik View Post
    - overstays your welcome at the party (unable to ejaculate)
    This one more often than not but it's more like I get very turned on or even feel like I'm having an orgasm without ejeculating and I can usually keep going. I've had an ML do all manner of things to me to try to get me to cum and just keep getting taken to the edge. If she'd have only licked my nipples like I asked her, it would have been all over, red rover...

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    I've been challenging myself to cum 3x per 1 hour session nowadays...the last punt was quite tough to pull through.
    I hope I'm not being desensitized by the increasing number of sessions I've been going lately.
    Also went to 64 TP for the first time yesterday and got CiCi...omg, Is she always so talkative and always on turbo mode? (It's a good thing)

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