Yuki @ Artarmon90 - You really get what you pay for...

[hrevi]

Person's Name: Yuki

Establishment: Artarmon90

Month/Year of Visit: Mid Jan 2025

Contact Details/Address/Weblink: https://artarmon90.com.au/yuki/

Phone: 0422 207 501

Hours of Business: 10:00AM - 3:00AM

Rates: $200/1hr

Extras Cost: None

Services Provided This Session: Shower Together, BBBJ, Cowgirl, Doggy

Age: "26" maybe mid 30's, but website says both 21 and 23(???)

Size/Shape: Short, Okay figure but chubby stomach, Slightly saggy tits

Nationality or Ethnicity: Chinese

Value for Money/Recommend?: No (Unless this is actually your type, then no judgement at all)

My Experience/Comments:

Long time Aus99 lurker here, but my disappointing experience at with Yuki at Artarmon90 has forced me to post my first AR. (Who knows, maybe I'll start doing AR's from now on.)

Anywho, I decided to try out a different place from my usual spot (Marrickville No.5, so pretty hard to beat I guess) and I found Yuki at Artarmon90 for an insane $200 per hour (which would be a crucial lesson I learn later on). Curiosity got the best of me I guess and I called up to book Yuki for 1hr. No problems talking to Mama-san over the phone, she had a slight Chinese accent but nothing crazy.

I rock up to Artamon90 and Mama-san guides me to a room where Yuki is already waiting for me. I enter the room and within maybe half a second, I am greatly let down by Yuki's looks. She looked much older than I expected and what's advertised and she also had a slightly tired and wrinkled face, which definitely didn't help things. To be fair, her ONLY picture (another lesson) on her profile page is taken from the side, face facing forwards and she's wearing a maid dress which hides her stomach.

Unfortunately, I just went with the flow, paid Mama-san the $200 and was now stuck with Yuki for 1hr. Her english is pretty bad, thick accent, but then again I didn't really try talking to her anyways. We hopped in the shower together and she cleaned me up quick and gave me a BBBJ with water in her mouth. I was guessing this is a way to clean my dick, I'm not really sure but I never had a girl give me a BBBJ in the shower so I guess that was a plus. We dried off and she continued BBBJ on the bed and asked me to rub her vag (with the help of lube).

Then she popped on a dom and cowgirl rode me. I didn't want to try DFK or 69, which are advertised on her profile page, but I really wasn't into her looks and we didn't even use mouthwash. Honestly her vag felt just fine, but I actually closed my eyes and was trying to imagine the more prettier girls I've fucked. Yuki interrupts my day dreaming and asked me to fuck her, which I obliged but I motion her that I want doggy (for obvious reasons).

Then I finished and the post nut clarity began hitting hard. I checked the time and only 20 minutes had passed. Yuki asked me if I wanted a massage, which again I oblige even though I'm not really a fan of massages. But I thought I might as well get a massage to get my moneys worth. After 20 minutes of massaging, I washed myself up real quick and said goodbye to Yuki. On the way out, Mama-san asked me if Yuki's service was good, which I replied "yes" but I just wanted to get out and cleanse my soul.

So in conclusion. You really get what you pay for. $200/hr is way cheaper than other shops but you really lose on quality it seems. My next time will 100% be back at N5. But am I willing to try out different shops again.

[mindboggler]

Mate I feel for you. I have had two similar punts in my life… one was especially traumatic as I realised mid way through the session that the “girl” was most likely a post-op bloke. It is a horrible feeling being stuck with an ML that you have zero attraction to.

Thanks for the honest review. I find that most of these Chinese suburban shops have middle aged aunties being paraded as 20 year olds. Too many punters on this forum are either too polite to write the truth or for some weird reason (DEI??) spring to the defence of such MLs and shops. I remember going to Tulip Epping a few times and seeing only grannies, and lots of idiots came out of the woodwork accusing me of sharing “personal details” of the WL when all I said was XYZ was probably in her 50s.

I have personally been following a simple yet effective rule: I insist on seeing who is available, and if they don’t have anyone in the right age bracket, I’ll simply say “do you have anyone younger”. Sometimes they’ll have the cheek to say “oh but she is so young” or they’ll grab at my dick and say they’ll show me a good time, and I politely but firmly thank them and leave. Only if I like someone will I pay and proceed. If they don’t want to show a lineup, I leave.

[hrevi]

Thanks for the tip, I will for sure try it out next time. Even at N5, where the girls are all great quality and I've never had a bad experience, I see their photos online and make assumptions on how they actually look like. But when I meet them in person, everytime they look different (not bad or good, just different) to how I imagine. Which I guess is just part of the game of punting, so this tip sounds very useful.

[fixatedperson]

I realised mid way through the session that the “girl” was most likely a post-op bloke.

Which shop was this?

[Here2rock]

This has to be one of the most hilarious reviews of all time . The lesson is that if you go to a new place, first have a look at The girl first or read the reviews about the place.

[keebab]

This has to be one of the most hilarious reviews of all time . The lesson is that if you go to a new place, first have a look at The girl first or read the reviews about the place.

I haven't seen Yuki so can't comment on the AR specifics. But Artarmon90 is a hidden gem in my books. I'm a fan on No5 too but my budget goes further at 90.

[Here2rock]

I haven't seen Yuki so can't comment on the AR specifics. But Artarmon90 is a hidden gem in my books. I'm a fan on No5 too but my budget goes further at 90.

Ok, what are your recommendations?

[keebab]

Ok, what are your recommendations?

Nikki, Naomi and Lala will all give you great bang for your buck. All late 30s, early 40s so if you want youth go somewhere else, but the service is what I'm there for.

[11Bravo]

Ok, what are your recommendations?

By using the Search Forum menu item on the https://www.aus99forum.com/forumdisp...y-After-Report top thread (small pull down just below "Show Threads" and just above the "Title/Thread Starter" row), entering Artarmon90 in the search box, and selecting "Show Posts", you'll find a number of first person reviews (thank you Fred69) of what you're looking for.

I'll agree with keebab on Lala.

[westsydneypunter]

Yuki has left 90 and Sydney/ Australia the other day - there was a bit of tension between the shop and her by what I hear - but I’m just a punter and don’t want to get involved in shop politics.

Would have to agree with keebab, Nikki, Naomi and lala. But if your after something “special” drop me a DM and I will tell you which one does what in the shop if you want

[Dave23]

I thought yuki was a bit weird she wanted me to take her home with me & kept asking me to be her boyfriend so overall it was a weird as experience I paid for an hour & couldn’t get out of there quick enough overall tho she gave me a decent headjob & asked me if I wanted to wear a condom to fuck her which I was tempted to say no but I was too horny & thought I’d cum too quick without 1 she told me she was in her 50’s she doesn’t look it & her pussy was actually quite nice & tight which made me think surely she can’t be that old she can take a good pounding tho once I got her in doggy I pumped her so hard I actually felt sorry for her after it & when I asked for a 2nd round I joked & said I’ll be alot more gentle with you & she laughed & said she was enjoying it & didn’t want me to stop so I fucked her brains out again