Next episode: Time to lighten the mood with some much-needed humor!
>>>>> BONUS: who is this? anyone? LOL
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Hahaha the fart one got me. He should have done a revenge fart.
I could relate to the irish one, I ave a regular who would constantly aim for my face during HJ. I would always dodge, but she would gather it with her hand, and pretend to smear it to my face. Goodtimes
True haha I have a regular, she never fail to say “I’m cumming” within the 10 mins mark, meaning she hope for me to finish within 5 mins after she say that. I want to ask her for real but it’s part of her act so I just play along. Maybe next time she say that I should pull out and finger her like the Jap AV to see if she squirts lol.
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I stumbled across an X post where the WL says she put some sort of relaxant powder/spray on the pillow so the guys drift off when they rest their head on the pillow.
I can post it if you guys are interested but it just goes to show how far some will go.
ADHDだから、客を寝かせるために、無印のおやすみブレンドを枕に撒いて、ホットカーペットは人肌くらい に調節して、時短のために湯船にぶち込んで、とかそんな丁寧なことできない。無印のおやすみブレンドを買っ たはいいけどだいたい出勤の時に持って行くの忘れる。持っていっても振りかけるの忘れる
Because I have ADHD, in order to put customers to sleep, I can't do such polite things as sprinkling Muji's good night blend on the pillow, adjusting the hot carpet to human skin, and putting it in the bathtub to shorten the time. It's good to buy a Muji good night blend, but I usually forget to take it with me when I go to work. Even if I take it, I forget to sprinkle it
Chicks have been spraying and sprinkling sleep/slumber inducers on pillows since the fucken dawn of time shit like bergamot, vetiver, lavender, cardamom, chamomile, frankincense, and sandalwood work like a treat and the other good sleep inducer is obviously sex.