I haven't entirely told the truth and I am guilty of going to a at a strip joint , After heavy drinking i tried to get a blow job from a Aussie Blonde Stripper ( paid of course ) but i couldn't get it up and passed out.
My wife found out ( suspect it was brother in law who snitched ) and she was furious is a understatement and banned me from strip joints .
Recently after heavy drinking session i passed out and it turns out i left my computer on and it seems my Instagram account. Also she found some tissues and turns i had been masturbating to the stripper and i had followed her and she had followed me back She was furious and sent a PM to the stripper and my wife must have spooked her as she now blocked me . My wife can be real tiger because it seems have been suspended from IG and i am too afraid to confront her of what PM she sent as she before threatened me if ever cheat on her or leave she will cut my penis off .