What Japanese sex workers think of punters

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I'd suggest some on this site read 'A billion wicket thoughts' to educate themselves.

A history of cricket?

For fucks sake HG don't encourage the bloke! This a fucken sex forum not a cricket site.
Next thing blokes will be tossing around cricket lingo, and saying shit like:

- The magic is in the wrist
- He's pounding away on a good length
- The finger is going up
- Big cracks opening up all over the place
- That's just short of a good length
- There's a bit of grass on top but moist underneath
- Two really good balls there
- He's been taken from behind
- Too bad he didn't last long
- He found the gap beautifully