Cant wait for you fellas to go to the blowjobs thread and post how you hate blowjobs.
You go to childrens birthday parties and tell them one day they will all be dead so this is all meaningless?

Depending on your size some wls/mls will accomodate the request. There are ones that specifically list it as an option.
I believe there is a girl at Boomerang massage who accommodates such requests too.
Many ladyboys are willing to indulge as well

Some guys like the tightness of the back passage, others have gay fantasies, others just like to push a lady beyond her normal limits. And of course some women love the choccy cha cha.
Patience is needed to lubricate, prepare and enter. Angles, slow pace to begin with and checking in on her/him ensures a pleasurable experience for both