Originally Posted by
justincase
Guys,
I have things to worry about
Getting lied to by a WL
Getting the run around by a ML
These are my problems
Too many problems
And the problem isn’t me
Here are the lyrics to a song I just heard
Where on earth can I find such a bird?
INSTRUCTIONS (Regina Hardon)
Just squirted on the floor
And left my newborn at the door
‘Cause I need to find me a man
Who knows how to stick to the plan
See my big cunt is fucking gaping
And I don’t like to be waiting
So come take off all your clothes
And get your mouth around my toes
You should know that I have needs
So you best stay down on your knees
And work your way up to my slit
Then use your tongue to find my clit
See I’ve got some clear instructions
There’s no need for deductions
So if you want it plain
Just listen closely and I’ll explain:
Both arms inside my cunt
Lick my shit from back to front
Spread my legs and spread ‘em wide
Then smack my arse and come inside
Fuck me hard and fuck me rough
Need 10 inches in my muff
Don’t stop now I want you deepеr
Blow me up like a fucking creeper
Eat my ass and еat it raw
Then fuck my face and break my jaw
Come rub my puss and call me Sandra
Make me squirt while we're on camera
I love cock ‘cause I’m a whore
But sometimes I need something more
So grab my cheeks, don’t try to kiss me
Get some lube and fucking fist me
Ring ring, bitch, my pussy’s calling
She says “Hi, I need exploring”
So come munch my fish fillet
And don’t stop til I start to spray
See I like men I don’t like boys
I’m getting bored of my rose toy
So drop your pants and come inside
And I will be your sexy tour guide
Smack my cunt like we’re at an award show
French my flaps like Brigitte Bardot
Grab my tits ‘til you pitch a tent
Then work this pussy like you owe me rent
My box is big like the Burj Khalifa
Deep and wet like Lake Geneva
So I need someone mighty strong
To lay me down some big old schlong
If you want me, do as I say
Make my pussy go pop like JFK
Better swallow that cream when we sixty-nine
Better arch my back til you break my spine
You see I need a man who follows commands
And knows how to use both his hands
To get me hot just like the sun
And shove five dicks inside my bum
‘Cause I don’t care about your pronouns
I just want to see you go down
Get your face in my punani
And cause a giant cunt tsunami
I love cock ’cause I’m a whore
But sometimes I need something more
So grab my cheeks, don’t try to kiss me
Get some lube and fucking fist me
After reading this I’m thinking my sex life is tame
The service providers all very lame…
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