Originally Posted by
Steven Seagal
501 King St
Newtown
Phone: 95571830
Howdy Gang,
This is a review of Vicky.
Let me sort of start at the end of the story to just get over the stupid bits and get down to brass tacks.
Today was cool, but hardly freezing. Miko had the heater up full bore and folks it felt like the middle of the Sahara Desert in there. As Vicky applied the oil I felt and smelled like I was being groomed as the Beijing duck dish at some rich Chinese guy’s bar mitzvah Not a pretty picture folks and even Vicky had to remove some of her layers of clothes so she didn’t pass out from heat stroke.
Next, when Vicky went to get the towels the door was open and Seagal was laying on his back with his wee-wee bobbing up and down in the steam room conditions. I looked up to see an Aussie bloke looking at me and the following conversation ensued:
Seagal: What are you looking at buddy?
Aussie bloke: I don’t know.
Seagal: If you don’t then you need to get out of the house more often.
Aussie bloke: What?
Seagal: I mean “Piss off!”
He left and right at the end of my time here there was anr Asian gentleman who seemed to be trying to chat up Miko and the following interaction occurred:
Seagal: You know, Dave is opening a massage parlour in San Francisco.
Asian gentleman: Really? (It was a ‘really’ that was wondering “Is this REALLY true?”)
Well, while there I had the chance to see little Doris and she was cute, but seemed sort of a plain Jane to me and I wondered if she had the elbow grease to do a real heavy duty massage.
'Anyway' if you were educated at Cambridge, or 'Anyways' if you went to Harvard, I liked Vicky’s looks. As a matter of fact, the closer I got to her the hotter I thought she was.
Like I mentioned earlier, she peeled off some of her clothes after we entered the furnace to reveal a lovely body that was weight for height. She has full, thick lips which I like in a woman and her English was up to the task. Said she was 24 and that could be accurate.
I can understand why some would see her as mechanical where I thought she was systematic. She massaged everywhere. She does a good hand and foot massage and I love that as most ML’s ignore those parts of the anatomy. She has very strong fingers and I am sure she could interlace them with bad guys and bust there fingers with hers. (That’s my technique for fighting in my movies since I got old and fat.) Gents and ladies she does the best butt massage I have ever had. She spreads the cheeks and massages around the butt hole and friends it is a sight to behold.
Like most people, if you treat them with courtesy and respect, they respond well. Extras were available and were enjoyed, but the details will remain a secret. Let me just say that I will return and see Vicky, (She pronounces it ‘Wicky’) again.
As far as you and I are concerned I will return.
Until that time friends . . . until that time.
Steven
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