
Originally Posted by
justalittleboy
Went there twice. Rang shop and said I’m only a couple of minutes away. Yep come on in. There within 10 mins. Sorry no-one available.
Second time met a tallish Asian -very plain. Said how I liked to be massaged. Should have saved my breath. Talking about breath hers wasn’t good. Did pathetic massage which entailed her resting a forearm on my back and a little bit of rubbing with other hand. Within 5 minutes please roll over. Negotiated some extras. Asked me to move over on table and laid next to me. So lifeless I thought she’d gone to sleep. Went to touch bits as per agreed, she made it bloody near impossible. Only life shown was in the tugging frenzy. Asked about 6 times to slow down. Nope.
All in all one of the worst experiences I’ve had. Before anyone says "that’s why it’s called punting" believe me this wasn’t my first rodeo.