Quote Originally Posted by nosytt View Post
Mate you're thinking too small.

Once you know they're interested you need to take them somewhere private and ask them if they have heard the good word and bust out a bible. Convince them they need God in their life and you have the key to their salvation. Work on this for a few weeks and ask them to spread the word to their other female friends, slowly building your congregation. Next you need to choose some name for your religion, something like The Followship of God, then hire out a community hall for like a few hours once a week.

Start getting your congregation to turn up once a week early Sunday morning and once it's big enough (you should be aiming at least 30 women, partners who cares, you're there for the women) you drop the concept of tithing, 10% of their income (gross) to help grow the Followship to save more souls. Now you're shooting for an income of $8,000 - $15,000 a week. Now onto the private bible studies each night of the week with each of these 30 women (February gets dicey) offering personal salvation through the practice of 'cleansing' through the 'bone of christ' or some other bs.

The next steps get a bit more complicated as you need more trusted guys to start their own franchise of Followship of God kicking up their tithing to you at around 20%, once the ball starts rolling things can get out of hand quickly.

Good luck and god speed.
It’s been done many times before and unless he’s willing to grow a beard like the Bhagwan it ain’t happening.

He’s better off studying hypnosis and testing my hypothesis on something easy like a chicken or a tweety bird, then move on to higher intellect species.