In a relationship but ho's be ho'ing

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So what's your definition of a "player" if you don't think of yourself as a player?

Bllokes in this joint often confuse the term Player with Punter.

Sex:
A player talks his way into the bedroom. A punter pays his way in.

Payment:
A player pays with time, effort and emotions. A punter pays with cash, and convenience (and sonetimes with emotions).

Climax:
A punter is guaranteed an orgasm. A player is not.

ROI:
For a punter the ROI is 1hr. A player the ROI is weeks or months.

Eating Out:
A player hunts in the wild, sometimes catches, but often goes home hungry. A punter orders off the menu and always gets exactly what he ordered.

Risks:
A player risks rejection, blue balls, and friend zoned as a "nice guy". A punter risks post nut clarity, catching feelings for a pro, and labelled as a "simp".

Appearance:
A player looks like Brad Pitt or Chris Hemsworth. A punter is generally an old, bald, fat farang.