The secret signs for a RnT

[AHLUNGOR]

This happened recently, and I couldn't help but laugh.

151. In the massage room there is a small cabinet, on top of which is the lamp, tissue box, massage oil and other doodads. The ML pulls the last tissue out of the box, then swings open the cabinet door which revealed 6-8 unopened tissue boxes and nothing else!

Hi Brother,

Tissue boxes in ample supply is always a "Good" sign, to me, the present of a box of "Wet Tissues" or "Baby Wipes" is definitely a sign for the Sure Thing !!

Cheers

[WhoopsieDoodle]

Hi AHLUNGOR,

Haven't seen any baby wipes in my travels so far, I'm sure if I did then it would be a big deal (if they mean what I think they mean).

[Big John]

152. They always try to promote dual massage even you told them you don't need two girls.
153. Lots of price list, but always end up either 30 mins or 60 mins.
154.Heaps options,deep tissue, sport massage or reflexology, but what u always get is a relaxation massage.

[AHLUNGOR]

Haha, occasionally there are still some brothers who are trying to keep this thread alive!

May be I should not have taken out all of my previously posted secret signs some of them made really good reading even I was very proud of myself !!

I have saved them somewhere, any one like to see them returning??

Give me three yes's and I shall keep you guys entertained !!

Cheers

Ps. I will only count the yes vote this time........lol, all those ney votes and opinions that my signs are not applicable in Brisband will be ignored!! They sounds like broken records!!

Three votes of yes and I'll be back with the lot !

[psyworld]

Haha, occasionally there are still some brothers who are trying to keep this thread alive!

May be I should not have taken out all of my previously posted secret signs some of them made really good reading even I was very proud of myself !!

I have saved them somewhere, any one like to see them returning??

Give me three yes's and I shall keep you guys entertained !!

Cheers

Ps. I will only count the yes vote this time........lol, all those ney votes and opinions that my signs are not applicable in Brisband will be ignored!! They sounds like broken records!!

Three votes of yes and I'll be back with the lot !

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!

[brownwallaby]

An excerpt from a Radiohead song:
Karma Police, arrest this man, he talks in math, he buzzes like a fridge he's like a detuned radio .....
(yeah, it sounds like a broken record, doesn't it lol)

[cocktus]

haha, occasionally there are still some brothers who are trying to keep this thread alive!

May be i should not have taken out all of my previously posted secret signs some of them made really good reading even i was very proud of myself !!

I have saved them somewhere, any one like to see them returning??

Give me three yes's and i shall keep you guys entertained !!

Cheers

ps. I will only count the yes vote this time........lol, all those ney votes and opinions that my signs are not applicable in brisband will be ignored!! They sounds like broken records!!

Three votes of yes and i'll be back with the lot !

yesss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AHLUNGOR]

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you brother psyworld, needs 2 more votes !

[AHLUNGOR]

yesss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you brother cocktus, just one more vote from my fellow Queenslanders !

[brownwallaby]

"The alchemist knew the legend of Narcissus, a youth who knelt daily beside a lake to contemplate his own beauty" (From Paulo Coelho 'The Alchemist')

[AHLUNGOR]

"The alchemist knew the legend of Narcissus, a youth who knelt daily beside a lake to contemplate his own beauty" (From Paulo Coelho 'The Alchemist')

You must be majoring in English Literature in Uni, very impressive !!

Cheers

[brownwallaby]

You must be majoring in English Literature in Uni, very impressive !!

Cheers

Hahah, no hard feelings bro Ahlungor. It's fun banter, no more than that

[AHLUNGOR]

Hahah, no hard feelings bro Ahlungor. It's fun banter, no more than that

So will you give me that final YES vote ?

Otherwise, I shall wait my turn..............haha

Have a nice day brother,

Let's get Game 1 next Wednesday alright !!

Cheers

[brownwallaby]

So will you give me that final YES vote ?

Otherwise, I shall wait my turn..............haha

Have a nice day brother,

Let's get Game 1 next Wednesday alright !!

Cheers

I've read all of your points haha ....

so who would you support this year ?

[AHLUNGOR]

so who would you support this year ?

What a question is that? we Queenslander of course will always support the Maroons !!

When I arrived in Australia, I landed on Eagle Farm, worked at Elizabeth St Brisbane and lived in the Valley, I am a Queensland origin man, more QLD than G.I............lol

My first ever NRL/Origin match was in 1993 when Mal was the Captain.

The first NRL team I followed was Canberra because Mal was the Captain, and after Mal won the premiership in 94 and retired, I followed the next QLD captain Alfie Langer and switched to support the Brisbane Broncos and have been a Broncos supporters ever since !!

So who do you think I will support this year ???????????

Cheers

[Big John]

Haha, occasionally there are still some brothers who are trying to keep this thread alive!

May be I should not have taken out all of my previously posted secret signs some of them made really good reading even I was very proud of myself !!

I have saved them somewhere, any one like to see them returning??

Give me three yes's and I shall keep you guys entertained !!

Cheers

Ps. I will only count the yes vote this time........lol, all those ney votes and opinions that my signs are not applicable in Brisband will be ignored!! They sounds like broken records!!

Three votes of yes and I'll be back with the lot !

Yes!!!!! !!!!!!!!

[claudio]

Yes!! x 2 (there you go )

[AHLUNGOR]

Yes!! x 2 (there you go )

Thanks guys, first thing Monday morning OK !

See if I remember one just off the top of my head !

##, ........

Actually, I think I got a new one:

155. The mamasan took you into the room, instead of asking you how long you want to stay, she said: only Mimi is available now but she has her period today so no pants off OK, you can tip her $40 instead of $50!

Cheers

[AHLUNGOR]

OK, here are the reposting of my previous contributions to this cool thread !



61. There are packets of wet tissues on the bench.

62. Signs on the wall said, only relaxation massage is provided, no sexual service.

63. When the ML walked into the room, she carries a small handbag with her, those only big enough to carry a few condoms.

64. You were told to "Take everything off !"

65. The little table lamp in the corner is covered by a small piece of see through red clothe

66. The ML has 38 DD Cups bust and she is showing you plenty of cleavage !! - I wish ..............lol

67. The ML is wearing a very short skirt that a decent lady won't wear to go out, or that can be the shortest of hot pants

68. Half way through the session, she sits on the side of the table, lift up one of your leg and place it over her lap, your entire undercarriage is exposed and her hands starts to reach down there...........

69. The massage table has a second holes in the middle, it's called a comfort hole, so that when your cock is hard, you won't feel too uncomfortable.

70. When the ML greets you outside at reception, she grabs your arm and rub it against her chest so that you can feel the tities.

[AHLUNGOR]

71. there are several CCTV at the entrance, waiting area and the corridor, an overkill for a legit shop surely.

72. The front door is always closed, but the sign said, please use rear entrance in the back alley way.

73. there must be like over 100 boxes of tissue paper on the shelf, really, too much stocks for a legit shop...........haha

74. located right next door to a sex shop!

75. Closing time is 11pm daily.

76. Shop is fully curtained and the glass door is frosted, you can not see inside until you walk inside

77. the shop advertises in the local Chinese Newspaper and said, 18-25 year old pretty girls, no experiences needed, will train, no sex, serving local Aussies, daily income minimum $500, flexible hours, suit students.

78. the girl started the massage, this is her first day, she has never worked in another shop, and she has no massage training ..............What the !!

79. The shop advertised in AUS99 !!

80. The TV in the waiting room is showing porn !!