Translation of OP;

"I'm so horny that I can't stop thinking about barebacking a prostitute. I'll use reverse psychology and pretend I'm trying to avoid this and fish around for any information about girls I may get this service from. The punters on this forum probably have some kind of CODE that they may share with me that magically unlocks this service. PS. I really hate condoms."


Now that has been translated, by the way gentlemen, do any of you go to gyms with really fit, horny, large breasted women who are known to be easy roots? I'd just like to know so I can steer well clear of these establishments. Thanks.