Fuck sorry to hear mate, gotta padlock the wallet lol.



Not an after report, just a warning. Wisteria who works at LSM is a thief.
I'd just got back from the US and was feeling a bit toey and saw a semi-regular pop-up at LSM under a different name. We always do part 3, but when I got there she said she was on the rag so I instead chose Wisteria who was on reception and looked cute enough. Big mistake.
The session was fine, and afterwards I went for a quick shower to cool down - we were in the upstairs kitchen room on a hot day; never again! I had USD $450 in my wallet consisting of 3x $100 notes and the rest in 20s, 10s and 5s, with the intention of converting it back for punting purposes! It wasn't until today that I realised that two of the $100 notes have gone missing. I also had a few Aussie notes in there, but Wisteria has been sneaky enough to just take a couple of the large notes so that at first glance it looks like nothing is amiss. I work from home, and LSM is literally the only place I've been to since my return where I've been away from my wallet, and even then only for a few minutes.
Yes, I know I'm a dickhead for leaving my wallet in my jeans unattended, but I've been punting a long time and never had this happen, so i guess just got complacent.
I called the mamasan today, who was very apologetic, but who also revealed that another punter's wallet 'went missing' after seeing the same girl on the same day. Hopefully Wisteria won't be working there any more, but if she is, or if you see her anywhere else, you have been warned!
Fuck sorry to hear mate, gotta padlock the wallet lol.



I tried to book Wisteria several times, but she didn’t turn up on her appointed days. She’s clearly unreliable.
A basic rule for visiting houses of ill repute: never let your wallet out of sight.


Sorry man, pretty shit if she did steal. Hopefully not the case.




Does this Wisteria girl have a big tattoo on her stomach? I had an Indian girl about 3 years ago at 208 Parra road, and I am sure that she lifted $100 out of my pocket at some stage of my session. If so it could be the same girl...she was a cunt and the service was very average then. I was hoping for an "Arianna" like performance but it was not to be.


Whilst it's easy to beat yourself up for leaving your wallet unattended, let's not also forget that stealing is a crime and is unacceptable.





well then. I had seen her in the roster and was curious and looking for a time to go check her out. I guess I won't anymore even if she doesn't get fired from the shop.