Costa Rica Primer

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Thought I’d post a small Costa Rica primer here, as that’s where most of my punting has been, and I’ve gotten great advice about Sydney here.

Getting to Costa Rica: you’d have to do Sydney-USA-Costa Rica which means dealing with the appalling racist dipshits in US Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

To do in Costa Rica: I do not recommend Costa Rica for just a punting trip - you’re better served in Thailand or Macau if that’s all you want to do. But if you want to see a tropical paradise with amazingly kind people and spectacular nature, I recommend it highly. And you can get some action on the side easily. It helps if you can speak some Spanish but you can get by with basic phrasing and a translator app.

There are a few ways to punt in CR. The first is Tinder - about half the ladies on Tinder are WLs, and a lot of the others will put out after a date. I’ve actually had pretty good success here, bagging probably the hottest Latina I’ve ever had, a trainee flight attendant, after a conventional Tinder date. I took her to a nice dinner (about $50 AUD per person for a meal) and after sharing a bottle of wine and another glass in my hotel, we went at it like jackrabbits that night, and again in the morning. Had some other hookups off of tinder too, but your Spanish (speaking) skill matters.

Second is the independent websites - wilas and skokka - those are like E&B here. There are some duds and some gems. Look for the Costa Rican girls and avoid the Venezuelans who almost always give shit service. Colombians are hit or miss. My best punt here was from a 19 year old named Estefania who was working occasionally - she had a kid at 15 and was working to help make ends meet. Her ad said “y yo toma su leche” which is Spanish for “she swallows”, and she was 20,000 CRC or $40 USD an hour. I had her come to my hotel for 3 hours, most of which was spent with my dick in her mouth. The guy at the Sheraton gave me a grin after she left.

Third, there are some bars/hotels in downtown San Jose that have WLs frequent them, like Sportsman’s. I haven’t been, but you can check out the latest info on ISG. Personally, those places are in the dumpiest part of San Jose, the capital, which isn’t that interesting of a place anyway.

Lastly is Jaco beach, which is a punters paradise. The Cocal Casino is just filled with gorgeous latinas. Get an Airbnb or girl friendly hotel nearby, and walk over there. You can get a 10/10 Latina for $100-200 an hour (YMMV, speaking Spanish helps) or about $400 for all night. It’s seriously amazing. And during the day you can do rainforest tours, surfing, or whatever else suits your fancy in a tropical paradise.

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Thought I’d post a small Costa Rica primer here, as that’s where most of my punting has been, and I’ve gotten great advice about Sydney here.

Getting to Costa Rica: you’d have to do Sydney-USA-Costa Rica which means dealing with the appalling racist dipshits in US Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

To do in Costa Rica: I do not recommend Costa Rica for just a punting trip - you’re better served in Thailand or Macau if that’s all you want to do. But if you want to see a tropical paradise with amazingly kind people and spectacular nature, I recommend it highly. And you can get some action on the side easily. It helps if you can speak some Spanish but you can get by with basic phrasing and a translator app.

There are a few ways to punt in CR. The first is Tinder - about half the ladies on Tinder are WLs, and a lot of the others will put out after a date. I’ve actually had pretty good success here, bagging probably the hottest Latina I’ve ever had, a trainee flight attendant, after a conventional Tinder date. I took her to a nice dinner (about $50 AUD per person for a meal) and after sharing a bottle of wine and another glass in my hotel, we went at it like jackrabbits that night, and again in the morning. Had some other hookups off of tinder too, but your Spanish (speaking) skill matters.

Second is the independent websites - wilas and skokka - those are like E&B here. There are some duds and some gems. Look for the Costa Rican girls and avoid the Venezuelans who almost always give shit service. Colombians are hit or miss. My best punt here was from a 19 year old named Estefania who was working occasionally - she had a kid at 15 and was working to help make ends meet. Her ad said “y yo toma su leche” which is Spanish for “she swallows”, and she was 20,000 CRC or $40 USD an hour. I had her come to my hotel for 3 hours, most of which was spent with my dick in her mouth. The guy at the Sheraton gave me a grin after she left.

Third, there are some bars/hotels in downtown San Jose that have WLs frequent them, like Sportsman’s. I haven’t been, but you can check out the latest info on ISG. Personally, those places are in the dumpiest part of San Jose, the capital, which isn’t that interesting of a place anyway.

Lastly is Jaco beach, which is a punters paradise. The Cocal Casino is just filled with gorgeous latinas. Get an Airbnb or girl friendly hotel nearby, and walk over there. You can get a 10/10 Latina for $100-200 an hour (YMMV, speaking Spanish helps) or about $400 for all night. It’s seriously amazing. And during the day you can do rainforest tours, surfing, or whatever else suits your fancy in a tropical paradise.

Great guide. Costa Rica is on my bucket list.